Conspiracies Aplenty

I’ve been thinking for hours and hours

There’s collusion between the world powers

If given the task

I’d love to just ask

Why America downed the twin towers

And who says that the earth isn’t flat

That it’s circular, round, and all that

You don’t need no degree

Cos this learnin is free

My brain’s ginormous (compared to a knat)

Now those chemtrails we see in the sky

Have you ever looked up and asked why

Clearly it’s mind control

Molding the brains they stole

Why do nations collude on this lie

Don’t you know the moon landings were fake

There’s no stars in the pictures they take

What do astronauts gain

On these missions they feign

Where’s the stage for these movies they make

I’m the killer who killed JFK

I was hired in the forest I stay

They came back to the woods

With my payment in “goods”

Then said, “Bigfoot, great job, hide away”