Coffee Limericks
A short collection of rhyming poems about my favorite beverage
Coffee goes right to my brain
It makes me kind of insane
We musn’t be lazy
Drink this n’ go crazy
Hey, at least it’s not cocaine
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Coffee to get out of bed
Toil like this ‘till I’m dead
I’ll keep my eyes open
But I can’t stop hopin’
I can take a nap instead
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Coffee when I take a break
A second cup I'll make
I shan't overdo it
My guts will pooh-pooh it
Then beware the sh!t I’ll take
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Leslie Writes
Another struggling millennial. Writing is my creative outlet and stress reliever.
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Comments (48)
lol- this is a great most-read! Pass the cream!
Pretty sure i already commented way, way down below. Never hurts to do it again.
Nice Work 😊😊
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This was excellent! 😅 congrats!
Haha, very relatable.
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What a great Limerick wait no three great Limericks. I love coffee and I agree with every line of this!
I think the first one is brilliant! Deserves a top story!
Cute
Thanks for the laugh. Beautiful and funny
Love this!! Coffee lovers unite and feel that last part 😅 Congrats on Top Story!!
The poem for the coffee lovers 😁
Lol, this was hilarious! Congratulations on your Top Story!
Haha, very well done. Clever and funny
that was so good
Congratulations on top story 😊
Brilliant.
These are a delight. And the coffee leprechaun ai art is something the world needed.
Also congrats on top story! Perfect picture ☘️
Omg perfectly described my love affair with coffee☕️ Love it!
These are so fun!
I love your limericks, they're really made me laugh and, who doesn't love coffee? Congratulations!
Love your limericks, your sense of humor and of course coffee :) Wonderful work. Congratulations on Top Story!