Cindy, the CarSitter, is a Genius!

I just heard the most amazing thing on the News. Eureka and halelujah, I've waited over 50 years to get excited and rewarded for listening to the news anchors. Life can still surprise me and that is brilliantly satisfying. What was it, you ask? Oh, I'm sorry you missed it, but I will share. Yes, this morning on the news, the best news I've heard in too long. Cindy the Genius has solved a major problem with her incredibly sharp mind and entreprenuerial spirit. I'm almost envious at her genius, but I'm too happy and grateful for her idea to feel envy.

What has Cindy started? Car Sittting! I have sat for babies, pets, and homes, but never had I thought of sitting for Cars! Omg. It's absolutely brilliant!!!! This is better than sliced bread or banana pudding. Yes, yes, yes, Cindy, you should win 3 of the Best Entreprenuers Fair Awards! Yes! That's what we all should be doing. If we have a new Nissan Rogue (srp of $28000) and we still have 4 years to pay on it, and we are not sure how reliable our insurance company is, and we still care about our credit scores and driving a decent automobile, then you are the Savior! Please carSit my precious expensive piece of metal with wheels. Make sure that lovely Rogue is nurtured and loved and protected while I am God knows where and MY car is not there. Who else would do the same? Because I know what they will do if I leave it in a parking lot. I know what they will do if I leave it in my driveway. I know what they will do if I leave it at a friend's house. Oh, yes, I know I know I know I know what they will do. Cindy is the Car Messiah! Without Cindy the Auto Industry is doomed forever.

Unfortunately, my car is already gone Cindy. You weren't available for the last four cars I tried to call my own. I wish I had your number then. Though I was struggling to make the $350 payment, and the $200 car insurance payments, and put the $200 gas in the tank, and come up with the $500 for the repairs needed. I don't know how I could have added your price to the budget. Maybe you would have given me a discount if I just let you drive the car. Great discount. Thank you. I think I will open a business just like you, if you don't mind me stealing your idea in 60 seconds flat.

I wonder if we can expand our business. BusSit? TruckSit? PlaneSit? BoatSit? BikeSit? That would be awesome. We could hire hundreds of people. What do we charge to sit? Minimum wage or a bundled price? Price just based on supply and demand? I'm still confused.

Have a nice ride!