Christening A Robe

Got a robe today,

It was beyond awesome,

Have to christen it with my favorite scent,

Of Newport,

This should be so much fun,

Especially when it is nice and chilly outside,

It is nice and thick with beige undertones,

Long enough to cover my six-foot one body,

It is twitching with excitement,

Everyone will love it,

And want to join me in the pleasure,

Of what is me,

Cum with me on my royal journey,

As I separate what is mine,

From the fodder of humanity,

I am going to enjoy it thoroughly,

Much like a spoiled ninja,

Karate chop.