Champagne Mooch

Champagne is my favorite word

Never lame, exciting when heard

Sometimes called Prosecco

Popping bubbles echo

A cork flying when turned

With a favorite comes a least

Something with discomfort unleashed

What will make you want to scooch

Favorite is champagne, but least is mooch

We are all here to help each other

When you perform a good deed, don’t expect another

If you keep points, you look like a stooge

Just let the other take the refuge

There is no score to win or uncover

Favorite is champagne, but least is mooch