Cat Tree
Canine latrine

Tree finally erected, lights gloriously lit
Cat finds the branches a nice place to sit
Sharpening claws on her new brand new toy
At least she’s full of purrfect feline joy

Dog saw tree, lifted his leg
Too late “don’t pee” I loudly beg
Mom’s favorite ornament lights up top
Urine on the plug… It all goes POP!

Sharp colorful shards litter floor
Cut my foot on piece by the door
Stacked presents wrapped green, red, blue
Scattered and shredded by you know who
Broom a weapon, chase the rascals out
Tell the kiddies not to pout

Back to the tree yard I now go
Another evergreen for our show
Best firs already been and gone
So it’s Charlie Brown Xmas on the lawn

It’s okay kiddies, not to worry
You’ll still have your Xmas flurry
With or without a lovely tree
Santa will visit you and me

About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp



Comments (3)
Hahahahahahahah this was hilarious!
Potty humor, Andrew? 🤔🤔 NICE!!! Seriously, very funny... 😂🤣
I love this so much it’s fantastic it made me laugh the pic of the dog leg cocked up on tree lol well done 🏆