Care for Kids

i want to strangle my teenage kids

and bury them out the back

they've done my fuckin head in

i think i'm gonna crack

i want to stab my teenage kids

and bury them in the front

he's just got a tattoo on his face

and she's a little cunt

i want to poison my teenage kids

and bury them up the side

a little purple cool-aid each

and then a final hide

i want to bury them in shallow graves

no more staying out all night

no more mandy'd raves

i want to shoot my teenage kids

and bury them in the bush

all i want is some peace and quiet

just a little shoosh

i want to smother my teenage kids with a pillow

and burn their bodies in a stolen car

who's laughing now ya little fuckers

ha ha ha fuckin ha

i want to chop my teenage kids up with an axe

and bury them under the house

wouldn't have to deal with their bullshit anymore

that'd be real fuckin grouse!