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Calling A Truce Or 911

Landlords

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Calling A Truce Or 911
Photo by Ethan Wilkinson on Unsplash

A spoonful of sugar

more like a shot glass of jack

A real pressure cooker

just waiting to blast

I hold onto my emotions

like my liquor and mouth

A boat of holes on the ocean

not sure what’s gonna pour out

I’ve tried everything

from passive to aggressive

The best thing I’ve seen

my face as I’m trying to repress it

Like a pot on the stove

getting ready to boil

The ten step treasure trove

from a mom turned gargoyle

Dealing with a landlord

that is housing my offspring

String em up with a cord

I’ll need, plausible deniability

To be treated fairly

I guess, is a fairly odd concept

I’m calm, but just barely

I’ve copied down all his comments

From the day we moved in

with a room full of squatters

My patience wearing thin

he shouldn’t mess with my daughter

I am that mother bear

who will eat you alive

You had best be aware

you’ll only wish you could die

slam poetry

About the Creator

Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    That was freaking powerful! Mic drop!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Go get 'em, girl.

  • Your ending has me flashing back to the old movie "Grizzly" (I think that was the title) &, of course, "The Revenant". I remember you writing about this experience before & how you were able to tell it with such humor in spite of all the frustration surrounding it. I love this poem & am more than willing to help you figure out an alibi. (My oldest brother used to be a landlord who would brag about how clever he was in finding ways to circumvent any laws regarding his responsibilities to his tenants.)

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Wow, this has been ongoing for a while, no?

  • Mark Graham2 years ago

    Sounds like family life and various solutions.

  • J. S. Wade2 years ago

    Well. A future prosecutor now has motive established. Starting a Bail fund. 🥰

  • Bren2 years ago

    Wow Kelli, this is extremely good and like Heather said - Get Em!

  • Heather Hubler2 years ago

    Get em, Kelli!! Don't mess with mommas. Loved the rap feeling of this too :)

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