Boxers or Briefs?

Do you like things to be loosey-goosey?

Or, do you like things to be tighty-whitey?

Do you like plenty of fabric to stash in your pants?

Or, do you like minimum material while you do your dance?

Do you like to feel free when you walk?

Or, do you like to feel more secure like a jock?

Do you like having quick access for reprieve?

Or, do you like to things to closely cleave?

Do you like lots of plaids and patterns?

Or, are plain colors all that really matters?

Do you like lots of room for ventilation?

Or, do you like a closer fit for better sensation?

Do you like having ample space as you groom?

Or, do you like the sculpted look as you enter bedroom?