
If only I had abs... everyone would stop and stare.
If only I had abs... I sure would feel rare!
If only I had abs... I'd look so great on the beach.
If only I had abs... my girlfriend would cling to me like a leach.
If only I had abs... I'd always be ready for a photo.
If only I had abs... I would be quite the road show.
If only I had abs... I'd be quick to take my shirt off.
If only I had abs... people would not be quick to scoff.
If only I had abs... I'd look like I was straight out of a magazine.
If only I had abs... I would turn into quite the big scene.
If only I had abs... I would truly feel like a model.
If only I had abs... then maybe I would not feel so awful.
If only I had abs... wouldn't my life be so complete?
If only I had abs... I would appear like a great athlete.
But really though... would abs make much of a difference in life?
Truth is... probably not.
If only I had abs...
About the Creator
Rowan Finley
Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. My real name is Jesse Balogh.
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This is the most relatable gym motivation... and demotivation... all in one! Everybody is perfect— the things actually matter is a person with a good heart! ✨