Isaac Newton sat under a tree
attentively scrolling Insta with glee
an apple fell yonder
but all he could ponder
was how hot Nick was in that tee
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A/N:
For reference reading, check out the personality section of Sir Isaac Newton's Wikipedia page.
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Matthew J. Fromm
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Comments (4)
Lol. Glad he finally focused or our idea of gravity might be slightly different. Thanks for the laugh!
That was hilarious, and I read the section. Wondering just what they saw to prove that he had never been with a woman.🤔
Last line I didn't expect. Still giggling
haha brilliant, laddy!