Blat Fattery

you could have taken a whistle

you could have taken offence

but you had to go and take a boat

cause that wouldn't have made any sense

across that river of silliness

it makes even less sense now

none of this will amount to much at all

anyhoo anyway anyhow

because i thought that you thought

that i thought i thought i was you

just one step away from the perception of normal

take another, make it two

powered by the wanting to be there

not here

powered by a thought

armed with a plan

baked beans for dinner

fart in a can

fart in a lift

fart in the shower

pretty disgusting

that swirl of steamy stink

and the voice inside softly says

"You shouldn't have done that...!

What if this really is the matrix,

and they think

that you've gone flat?

Drained ...unplugged

you'll be tank dropped

shat out

flip flop flip flop

SPLAT!"