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Bite Of Bliss- Military Waffle Strike

List poem of how to eat a waffle right

By DaphsamPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
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When my hungry eyes fell upon this show stopping waffle. I began to scope out my surroundings. Tingling vibes crawled up my back, an awful feeling invaded my senses. I was being watched.

No time for delay, others would move in and, dare to say?

“May I have a bite too?”

Go on the offensive I must be quick and strike before anyone gets a clue.

I don’t share and I don’t care, this is my breakfast fare!

****

Grab the dull knife from the right.

Grab the smudge stain fork from the left.

Grab the warm maple syrup, that is quickly cooling off like hot extraction in a combat situation.

*****

Map out in my hungry mind, the ideal way to bisect like a special ops being planned.

Deep breathe in as the fork and knife divide and conquer like a seal team beginning their tactical insertion.

*****

Scents of warm vanilla wafts up, teases my senses.

Scents of warm cinnamon wafts up, and begins to siege with vanilla.

Scents of fresh berries raid the other flavors.

*****

Listening to the crunching tunes of the knife and fork slicing through the crispy waffle is like footsteps on gravel.

Scoop the fork down like a Black Hawk helicopter extracting its operative.

Objective: Achieve a precise and delightful bouquet of each incredible edible on the fork.

Waffle- check

Blueberry- check

Strawberry -check

Banana- check

Whip cream- check check

Direct the scrumptious bite in front of my waiting lips.

Part lips, wet from salivating.

Insert heavy fork into mouth.

*****

Oh, yes, this heavenly breakfast treat melting in my mouth is worth killing the calorie intake. Goddamn, these are some good bites.

Hooyah!

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Daphsam

A dyslexic dreamer who once thought reading and writing were beyond reach. Yet here I am, an artist, wordsmith, and illustrator—ready to weave stories and poems from my artwork.

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago

    Share this with I-Hop & they'll make it a theme/tradition for their Veteran's Day celebrations. Looks & sounds yummy!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Haha. That was a delicious "how to."

  • k eleanor2 years ago

    This was a fun read. Loved it! Time to make some waffles, bye!😂😂

  • Oh God now I need some waffles shoved down my throat!!! Loved this so much! You're so freaking creative!

  • Lana V Lynx2 years ago

    This made me crave for a waffle. Well done in so many different meanings!

  • Test2 years ago

    Your use of military terminology and comparison to special ops tactics added a unique and entertaining twist to the experience of savoring a delicious meal. Bravo on transforming the act of eating into a thrilling and comedic performance!😁😂🤣

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Well, this is the first time I've salivated at the description of a military exercise! Well done!

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