Bite Of Bliss- Military Waffle Strike
List poem of how to eat a waffle right

When my hungry eyes fell upon this show stopping waffle. I began to scope out my surroundings. Tingling vibes crawled up my back, an awful feeling invaded my senses. I was being watched.
No time for delay, others would move in and, dare to say?
“May I have a bite too?”
Go on the offensive I must be quick and strike before anyone gets a clue.
I don’t share and I don’t care, this is my breakfast fare!
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Grab the dull knife from the right.
Grab the smudge stain fork from the left.
Grab the warm maple syrup, that is quickly cooling off like hot extraction in a combat situation.
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Map out in my hungry mind, the ideal way to bisect like a special ops being planned.
Deep breathe in as the fork and knife divide and conquer like a seal team beginning their tactical insertion.
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Scents of warm vanilla wafts up, teases my senses.
Scents of warm cinnamon wafts up, and begins to siege with vanilla.
Scents of fresh berries raid the other flavors.
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Listening to the crunching tunes of the knife and fork slicing through the crispy waffle is like footsteps on gravel.
Scoop the fork down like a Black Hawk helicopter extracting its operative.
Objective: Achieve a precise and delightful bouquet of each incredible edible on the fork.
Waffle- check
Blueberry- check
Strawberry -check
Banana- check
Whip cream- check check
Direct the scrumptious bite in front of my waiting lips.
Part lips, wet from salivating.
Insert heavy fork into mouth.
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Oh, yes, this heavenly breakfast treat melting in my mouth is worth killing the calorie intake. Goddamn, these are some good bites.
Hooyah!



Comments (7)
Share this with I-Hop & they'll make it a theme/tradition for their Veteran's Day celebrations. Looks & sounds yummy!
Haha. That was a delicious "how to."
This was a fun read. Loved it! Time to make some waffles, bye!😂😂
Oh God now I need some waffles shoved down my throat!!! Loved this so much! You're so freaking creative!
This made me crave for a waffle. Well done in so many different meanings!
Your use of military terminology and comparison to special ops tactics added a unique and entertaining twist to the experience of savoring a delicious meal. Bravo on transforming the act of eating into a thrilling and comedic performance!😁😂🤣
Well, this is the first time I've salivated at the description of a military exercise! Well done!