Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
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I check out people's veins (I'm a nurse), and some things are weird. Can I read this on the podcast???
Fantastic!!! Loved it!!!❤️❤️💕
Great one ❤️😊
My mom is a nurse and this absolutely tracks haha you really captured the joy in this one in just three lines, amazing!
HaHa! My wife is a public health nurse (mostly retired now). She'd love this one and I'll have to remember to show her.
I love this! 🤣