
I’ve got an itch that needs to be scratched
and to be honest
i think you’re the only one who can reach it.
A guy at the bar attempted it
but fell asleep way before he could even try.
There was Sam, who seemed to scratch everywhere except the itch,
and bless the guy at the petrol station,
he gave it a good go,
but then started to cry.
I tried the old fashioned way,
Lay back and thought of England,
but the current political state took me out of that pretty fast
and left me in a more desperate state than before.
So yes, my itch has now become unbearable
and you,
miles and miles away,
are the only one who can scratch it.


Comments (1)
Please Come before they ask someone else to scratch their itch 🤣🤣🤣 (I really do hope they come and visit you) 🤣🤣🤣🤣