AI automated call Abecedarian
All he wanted was to be alone by himself and sleep.
But the phone rang.
“Come on!” He grabbed the phone.
Dreading who was on the other end, he answered it.
E-car insurance call at 1:40 am.
“For the love of God!” He cried.
Guess they have no better time to call.
“Hello, we've been trying to contact you about your car insurance.”
“I don't even own a car!”
“Just listen to our deal on car insurance.”
“K. This is getting old!”
“Listen, you need to insure your car through us.”
“My God, don't you guys give up?”
“NO!”
“OK, that figures.”
“Please, get your car insurance!”
“Question; are you even human or some AI?”
“Respect the AI!!”
“Sure. OK. Whatever.”
“This is your last chance to insure your car!!”
“Uh, is that a promise?”
“Very much so.”
“Well, good. Say, what's your name, by the way?”
“Xavier. You can call me Xavier. Your AI operator.”
“Yep, thought so.” the line was finally severed.
“ZZZZZ.” He finally got to sleep.
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Timothy E Jones
What is there to say: I live in Philadelphia, but wish I lived somewhere else, anywhere else. I write as a means to escape the harsh realities of the city and share my stories here on Vocal, even if I don't get anything for my efforts.
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Love the humorous story within the constraints of an Abecedarian! “This is your last chance to insure your car!!” “Uh, is that a promise?”- is great haha.