Across the Multiverse

If the multiverse is real

And if there are infinite

Alternate timelines

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Then I do not care at all

If there is a dimension

Where I am not bald

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And I do not care at all

If there’s a universe where

I’m good at guitar

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And I do not care at all

If there’s a parallel where

I am filthy rich

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And I do not care at all

If this slice of the cosmos

Sees me all alone

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If the multiverse is real

And if there are infinite

Alternate timelines

*

I take some small comforts:

Somewhere in some dimension

I’m eating Doechii

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Somewhere in some universe

Rihanna and Ciara

Both think I’m hot stuff

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Somewhere in some parallel

Ari fucking Lennox sings

Her songs about me

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Authors note:

This poem is just for kicks and giggles.

I don’t believe in a multiverse, but hypotheticals are fun :)

I’m currently working on a themed playlist for one of the open vocal challenges and every musician in this poem is going to show up on my list, along with others.

Speaking of music: this is what I was stuck in my head when I wrote this.