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I Don’t Know Jack

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished about a year ago 1 min read

Jack poured a shot

That’s what he does best

Hiding his plot

Under his vest

*

Warming my soul

On gasoline

An empty hole

His liquor feeds

*

Sent me out walking

In the grass

I slipped and fell, bruising

Both pride and ass

*

He raised his glass

Smirked while he laughed

He poured more jack

Behind my back

*

I couldn’t see

The frozen street

I slipped upon

Under my feet

*

This Jack of trades

With ice and booze

Used my mistakes

As his own tools

*

I’d like to say

It was my first time with frost

But that’d be a lie

So, make another toast

*

Icy and slick

Just my type these days

I make me sick

Bring on the freeze

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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • L.I.Eabout a year ago

    Lol 😆 that was a funny lesson. Yeah no heavy drinking during the cold.

  • Qurat ul Ainabout a year ago

    A cold journey through mistakes and hard lessons, wrapped in Jack's bitter embrace. 🥃

  • John Coxabout a year ago

    Snow and booze. Almost as dangerous as boating and booze! This was both fun and strangely sad, Kelli. A very, very contrarian entry to the challenge!

  • "Used my mistakes As his own tools" Oof, those lines hit me so hard. Loved your poem!

  • Shirley Belkabout a year ago

    Outstanding, Kelli!!!

  • Michelle Renee Kidwellabout a year ago

    Lol, loved the humor!

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Haha. Omg. I swear it's the same guy. 🤣

  • Mother Combsabout a year ago

    nice one

  • That's a good one!

  • Mark Grahamabout a year ago

    What an imaginative poem. So, you had some Jack with Jack Frost hope it was over ice. Haha.

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