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ABCs of AGCT

Doubling Down on the Double Helix

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
Primeval Soup's On!

Apes access amino acids along alternative animal avenues

Beget brutally boorish brews

Considering choices chemistry can choose,

Defying deletions, determinantly diffuse.

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Engendering everything's essential epigenetics

From faulty flora fructose for functional fauna frenetics

Gathering glucose, garnering genetic gloom

How heroic histology has helically hewn!

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Into inky instants invoking insidious institutions opportune

Just jetsam jokes, joining joculations, jejune,

Keeping kleptomanic ketones,

Laughing, lending life liliputian lysosomes.

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Meiotic'ly, mitotic'ly mix'd messily

Neanderthal napthenes, neverthelessily;

Open opacities of other opaque openings

Purposely promoting primitive promotions

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Quietly, quaint quotes quickly quiescing,

Refusing ribonucleic retrograde recessing;

Securing somatic secrets sent spiritually

Toward the terrible tier turnover, toppling tearfully.

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Uselessly upsetting, unsettled, undertuned,

Variations vetting viability's vicissitudes;

With weathered wherewithal withering warm

Xeric xenogenesis xeroxes X's xenofarm.

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Y's, yes, yearn, yet yielding

Zoological zenithed zillions.

Now I've evolved my ABCs

Tell me which — survive — species.

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About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

Make me rich! https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    You blew my mind all the way to Antarctica with this Tautogram for every line of the Abecedarian! Freaking brilliant!

  • Mackenzie Davis2 years ago

    This is so clever! How long it must have taken! Brilliant, Gerard, holy crap. Lol, "neverthelessily." I can't believe it rhymes too!! I expect you'll get recognized for this one. It's a work of art.

  • Anna 2 years ago

    Beautiful abecedarian poem!

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Humorously written!!! Fun & entertaining read!!!❤️❤️💕

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