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A poem about Novel Allen's July Challenge 'Savages'.

A grand total of 36 People read it,18 people commented and dropped a heart, a few subscribed...but how many actually participated? Time extended to July's end, with hopes a'plenty.

By Novel AllenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
A poem about Novel Allen's July Challenge 'Savages'.
Photo by Felipe Galvan on Unsplash

A right royal proclamation was sent out to all the lands

to all the valiant Knights and Knight-ess-es

residing within the realm of the royal kingdom

The victor would be richly rewarded, was the offered prize

(they all thought that iota idea of a rich reward was a tad bit skewed)

This, however, was what got whispered everywhere....why not offer the hands of the lovely princess and the handsome prince

Surely, that would bring the bravest of them all out to jostle and parry for the prize

The Queen sat prettily, if a bit jaded...awaiting the throngs of brave knights-sies.

Four gallant souls were first in line, readily awaiting

the beginning of the battle to the death

The royal Queenie kept her eyes peeled on the entrance, for surely

there must be more than four who wish'd for riches a'plenty

Alas! It seemed that she was doomed to wait in vain

For none but the four brave warriors would answer to the beastly and monstrous challenge

The slaying of the dragon it seemed, was much too daunting to the faint of heart, he was a monstrous beast indeed

So, although the Queen felt quite let down and utterly disappointed

She greatly applauded the courageous chutzpah and hardihood of the four:

Sir Gerard of Dileo

Sir Paul of Stewart

Sir Rommial of Butler

Sir Mike of Singleton

She immediately knighted them and thanked them most profusely for their stalwart and wonderous support.

n.b. This work is subject to update before the Queen ends the competition and issues the final proclamation to all those who refused to enter and compete....

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS".

OOPS! Though quite headless, she belatedly sends out a cheery 'thank you' to all those who read and hearted. It is truly appreciated.

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Novel Allen

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. (Maya Angelou). Genuine accomplishment is not about financial gain, but about dedicating oneself to activities that bring joy and fulfillment.

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Oh well, there goes my head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Sid Aaron Hirji2 years ago

    Guess off with my head...nice challenge

  • kp2 years ago

    hahaha, i am loving this challenge more and more! my entry will be finished in the next day or two as scheduled, but thanks for the extension :) can't wait to read what everyone has come up with!

  • Really sorry Novel. I have dropped a comment on your challenge but with the busy I missed to write one. But I enjoy much of your poems I think you know that😁.

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    Love the drama of this, Novel! Thanks for the shout-out and for running an intriguing challenge! Enjoyed writing my entry!

  • Matthew J. Fromm2 years ago

    Thanks for this, I missed the original announcement!

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