2000 Flushes (17/2000)

A "Blue" Haiku

By Maegan HeilPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read

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Well, hello, Johnny.

This toilet ain’t big enough—

Right then— !! Cut the crap!

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Maegan Heil spent her childhood searching for quarters between the seats of her family’s movie theater. All that time around the silver screen sparked a love for story and a passion for writing.

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Heartfelt and relatable

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