The Saber of Light
For the love of Luke,
would you get your lightsaber?
The meat needs carving
Lazy Jedi
You can use the force
to move boulders and yet you
can’t do the dishes
Paternity Test Results
‘I am your father’
said the father to the son
The son was not pleased
Evil Empire Mantra
Death Star blows up, build
another. Death Star blows up
build another. Death…
The Wookie Lookie
Chewie would you just
brush your face? Your hair’s a mess!
‘RRWWWGG’ he protested
Evil Emperor
Dark side dark side dark
Side dark side dark side dark side
Dark side dark side dark…
The Yoda Code
Syntax mixed up is!
Convey meaning can, but cant
use apostrophes
Obi
If you strike him down
he’ll only become stronger.
Well they struck him down
Leia
My hair is like two
Danish swirls and I love it
Vive la résistance!
Jabba
He could lose some weight
I’m not body shaming him,
it’s a health issue
About the Creator
Paul Leonidou
London based Singer/Songwriter and Composer/Producer who dabbles in poetry and most recently, haiku.
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