Under The Sea
What do you call a
Mermaid with a vitamin
C deficiency?
Sometimes Princes Fail
Sleeping Beauty said
Not to wake her unless the
Coffee was ready
A Real Boy
Pinocchio was
A good lad we thought, a bit
Wooden perhaps but…
Beauty & The Beast
Brutes can be handsome
Underneath all that hair but
Waxing is a beast
Mulan
Ancient crossdresser!
Girl, life can be such a drag
But boy can she fight!
Aladdin
Genies grant wishes
This one won't shut up but he
Carried the movie*
Cinderella
I wish my rodents
Helped with the sewing, mine just
Gnaw through all my books
Dumbo
Aerodynamics
Suggest that elephants can't
Fly yet here we are
Lady And The Tramp
Class fluidity:
Alive and well in dogs but
She could do better
Snow White
'Mirror mirror on
The wall' was a prototype
For Google methinks
*In memory of the great Robin Williams as the genie.
Because who doesn't love a little classic Disney?
About the Creator
Paul Leonidou
London based Singer/Songwriter and Composer/Producer who dabbles in poetry and most recently, haiku.
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