The cat's name is Crocodile! And my name is now Cat Man

I've been thinking about getting a cat for a long time. Finally, I brought home a beautiful black and white kitten. I named it “Crocodile”. Yes, the name may sound a little scary, but its behavior is more daring than scary!

Something happens to my cat every day, that could be made into a joke book. Today I am sharing with you three funny incidents — absolutely true, absolutely hilarious!

Story 01: Sandal theft case

One morning I woke up and saw — sandals on one foot, the other bare! Where did the sandal go?

After much searching, I found a crocodile standing in a corner of my room, with a sandal in its mouth! I said, “This guy! Give it back!”

What is it! The crocodile ran to the bathroom with the sandal in its mouth, then started rubbing itself with the sandal. Maybe it thought it was some foreign soap!

Finally, I went out barefoot — and the crocodile went on a romantic date with the sandal.

Story 02: Zoom Call Disaster

One morning, I had a very important online meeting. My boss and other important people were there. I was wearing a nice shirt and tie — but I still didn’t have my pajama pants on!

Right before the meeting started, Mr. Pickles jumped up on my desk. He stepped on my keyboard and changed my Zoom background to a dancing banana. Then, he sat in front of the webcam, and all everyone could see on the screen was his furry butt. 😳

My boss said, “Is that a cat?”

Someone else said, “Nice tail!”

And Mr. Pickles? He meowed loudly and muted the mic with his paw.

and from that day, I got a new nickname — Cat Man.

My little sister's name is Pui. She is 4 years old. And the most dangerous and clever member of our house is — a black and white cat, named "Crocodile".

Although we all call her "Crocodile", my sister calls her — "Baby"! 🙄

Yes, brother, I heard it from her mouth —

“Oh my baby, we are going to get married!” 😳

Story : 03

🐾 One morning...

I woke up and saw my sister sitting on one side of the bed eating rice on a leaf plate with the cat. And the cat was sitting quietly picking up fish bones and eating them.

I said, “Are you feeding the cat rice?”

She said, “No brother, he is my husband. We have to eat together!”

My head was spinning. The cat is now my sisters husband! 😭

Story: 04

😾 Crocodile and love quarrel

The other day, I saw my sister crying.

I said, “What happened?”

She said —

“Crocodile doesn’t listen to me! He’s chasing Sonia now!”

(Sonia means the cat next door)

I said, “Are you going to break up?”

She said — “No, brother, I have forgiven him. He’s a bit of a playboy, that’s why!” 😹

Last words:

I have had many friends in my life, but I have never met such a crazy friend. Crocodile is the king of my room. His funny antics keep me alive every day.

If you have a cat, then you definitely know what I am talking about. And if you don't... get one now, but first, get a good "life insurance"!

If your cat has such a funny story — write it in the comments, let's see who is the craziest! 😹

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