Karen, My Story
This is gonna be a new series called My Story. And today, I'm gonna tell you about a Karen freakout that I was a part of.
Ok, so the image may be misleading, but trust me, its got everything to do with this story.
So this took place about a year ago when I was just walking my dogs. I had 4 dogs with me, Tank, Gambler, Bourbon, and Jet. Tank is a huge 200 pound tank of a Pitbull, he is 100% muscle and was about 8 years old. Gambler is a Staffordshire Lab mix and was 1/2 of a year old at the time, and still looked like a puppy. Jet was about 2 months old and is an insane Rottwiler. Bourbon is currently 15 years old and a mix of so many different breeds we couldn't bother trying to figure out what he is. So we're just walking around the park near us when a lady and her tiny little dog come out of nowhere. Tank and Bourbon are well trained and well behaved, so they just kept walking, but gambler and jet went crazy, barking and sniffing and rolling over. I ushered them on and the lady yanked her dog back and we engaged in the following conversation.
Karen: GET BACK HERE and YOU GO AWAY!!
Me: I'm so sorry miss, they're still puppies.
Karen: They were trying to kill my dog!
Me: They're just very playful, they mean to do any harm.
Karen: Don't you DARE talk back to me!
Now Tank is a very threatening looking dog, and he was a guard dog to a mafia family for a while. He can tell when someone is getting hostile and he gets defensive. DISCLAIMER: the mafia family did not abuse or mistreat him, but when they were arrested, we took Tank with us. So he sensed hostility in her voice and got defensive, showing off his teeth and getting into a fighting position. The Karen screamed and jumped back.
Karen: That dog is trying to kill me!!
Me, struggling to hold him back: No he is not, hes just very defensive!
Karen: IM CALLING THE COPS!!
At this point, Jet was curious about what the lady was doing. I was using all my strength to hold Tank back, so I didnt notice jet slip away untill I saw him with the ladys dog.
Karen: AAAAUGGGHHH!!! THIS F**KING DOG IS TRYING TO KILL ME TOO!!!
Me: JET! Get back here!
Jet comes happily running back, wagging his tail and licking Tank in the face. Luckily, Tank eased up to see that his family was ok, and layed down in front of me. Gambler was playing and prancing around with Jet, and Bourbon was nuzzling up against me. I took a breather and waited for my freind that I was supposed to meet. I saw someone with 2 dogs coming our way, and when they got closer I realised it was him! He came over to where I was sitting and said hi.
Freind: Hey man! Wuzzup?
Me: Hey dude.
Karen: Oh so you called backup huh? Well now your BOTH going to jail.
Freind: What?
Me: Oh yeah I forgot to introduce you, Jared, this is Karen, Karen this is Jared.
Freind: Pleased to meet you!
Karen: SHUT UP IM CALLING THE COPS!
Me: Holy crap lady, I have 2 puppies, an eight year old guard dog, and a old man dog! what else do you expect?
Karen: I am expecting them to be put down!
Now I got pissed. I love the hell out of my dogs, and I dont like it when people insult them.
Me: Do you mind shutting up for TWO SECONDS?!!?
The karen ignored me and was talking to the cops on the phone. I layed back, and 5 minutes later, 2 squad cars pulled up and started walking towards us. We have gotten the cops called on us before, and we knew the cops here because, like I said, we have a mafia families dog. Luckily, a family freind who is a cop was assigned to come. (theres gonna be a bunch of people so bear with me)
PO 1: Hello miss, what seems to be the issue?
PO 2: I dont see any violent gang members and their attack dogs.
Me, waving: Hi.
PO Freind: Hey dude, hows the family?
Me: Good, good. How about you?
Karen: DONT JUST STAND THERE!! ARREST HIM!!
PO 3: Buddy, I need to ask a few questions to you, alright?
Me: Ok.
PO 3: Did any of your dogs attack this lady or her dog?
Kare: YES THEY DID!!
Me: No they did not. Jet and Gambler are puppies and the two idiots running around back there.
Freind: Dude Jet just treed a squirrel, he was so close to... oh hey!
PO Freind: Hey man.
PO 2: Are they trained?
Me: Bourbon and Tank are(I motioned to the only two dogs left).
PO Freind: Tank was the mafia families guard dog. He got custody of the dog.
PO 1: I heard about that! That was really cool of you.
Me: Thank you.
Karen: ARREST HIM NOW!!!
PO 1, 2, and 3: No.
PO Freind: Your gonna go for a ride though.
PO 2: I'll take these guys back.
Me: You may need a bigger car.
Karen: I AM PRESSING CHARGES!!
Me: Good luck.
Karen: LISTEN HERE YOU F***ING D**K! I WILL HAVE THOSE DOGS PUT DOWN, AND I WILL BE SUEING YOU!!
Me: Blah blah blah.
Freind: Ha ha ha, dude tank looks like he wants to go run with the puppies.
Me: Alright, just keep him away from this b- lady.
Freind: Yeah ok.
The lady put up a huge fuss while being put in handcuffs, and escorted out of the park. I couldnt help but laugh, because it was about a quarter mile walk to the cars, and there were quite a few people there. But, about a month later, we got a call from the police station saying the lady was going to court for doing the same thing before, and they wanted to know if we wanted to press charges. I said no, but my dad said, "Yeah, give her an extra year of public service, especialy in the dog park!" We laughed at that and acctualy got that passed! I know it was a joke, but MAN! Karma is a BITCH!
Thank you so much for reading my story! If you liked it, make sure to like it, and stay away from Karens.
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