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Comedy and humor in the health and wellness space.
Day 4 of Quitting. Top Story - January 2026.
If this is how sobriety feels, maybe it’s better to go through life a little buzzed… this, along with other hits like, I want to kill myself, I wish I was dead, and I’m going to throw myself off a bridge have been the only thoughts on rotation these past few days. I promise myself that if, in a month, I still feel like this (‘this’ meaning despondent, full of rage, and simultaneously numb) I can go back to smoking. Until mid-February though? Nicotine is off the table.
By sleepy drafts4 days ago in Longevity
I Finally Stopped Lying to Myself – And It Destroyed Everything I Thought I Wanted
They told me to keep quiet. To smile prettier. To post the highlight reel and never the breakdown. To chase the salary, the status, the “someday when I’m successful” fantasy. So I did. For years I performed the perfect life while dying inside a little more every day.
By Millicent Chisomabout a month ago in Longevity
A Football Fantasy
Author's Note & Transparency: This is an analytical piece exploring a hypothetical sports scenario. It was drafted with AI assistance and has been thoroughly reviewed, edited, and fact-checked by Kamran Ahmad to ensure original thought and commentary. This article discusses a fictional matchup for cultural analysis and is not a report on a real event.
By KAMRAN AHMAD3 months ago in Longevity
You're Not Getting It
The official-looking sign posted on the door read, “Safe Driving for Seniors.” In many states, the term seniors could apply to high school seniors, but not in Florida. The attendees in this room were all past retirement age and had one thing in common besides age — they had all received a ticket for unsafe driving. The instructor was in his early twenties and displayed the confidence of youth. He was given this assignment because no one more senior than him wanted to do it.
By Mark Gagnon4 months ago in Longevity
How to Stop Overthinking and Negative Thoughts: A Practical Guide to Reclaim Your Peace
Remember that feeling? You crawl into bed, exhausted, ready for sleep... and suddenly your brain kicks into overdrive. "Did I send that email correctly?" "What if they thought my comment was weird?" "Why haven't they texted back yet?" "What if I fail that presentation next week?" The thoughts swirl, amplify, and before you know it, it's 2 AM, and you're mentally rehearsing a conversation from three years ago or catastrophizing about a future event that hasn't happened (and likely never will).
By Epic Vibes5 months ago in Longevity
The 30-Day Experiment That Taught Me to Find Joy in the Mundane (And the Surprising Products That Helped)"
It was 7:15 a.m., and I stood in my kitchen staring at the microwave, wondering why I’d even bothered setting an alarm. The toast had burned again. My phone buzzed with 17 unread emails, and the thought of tackling my to-do list made my chest feel heavy. This wasn’t just “a bad morning”—it was a pattern. For months, I’d been moving through life on autopilot: work, eat, sleep, repeat. Joy felt like a distant memory, something I’d read about in books but couldn’t seem to grasp.
By liang ming6 months ago in Longevity
Your Health Is Your Wealth: Small Habits, Big Impact
Introduction In today’s fast-paced digital world, we often ignore the very engine that drives us—our health. We prioritize deadlines, devices, and distractions, while our body quietly absorbs the pressure. But here’s a truth worth remembering: your health is the foundation of your success, happiness, and freedom. It’s time to invest in it, one small habit at a time.
By KAMRAN AHMAD6 months ago in Longevity
