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Trump’s GOP support dips slightly after his indictment over classified documents, AP-NORC poll finds
Former President Donald Trump’s criminal indictment on charges of mishandling government secrets appears to have dented his popularity among Republicans — but only slightly —- according to a new poll from The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research.
By Firenews Feed3 years ago in Journal
Misinformation Obscures Standards Guiding Gender-Affirming Care for Trans Youth
Almost three weeks after Florida’s Republican governor, Ron DeSantis, signed a bill making it a felony for doctors to provide gender-affirming care to transgender minors, a judge issued a preliminary injunction preventing enforcement of the law for three children whose parents are part of an ongoing lawsuit.
By Firenews Feed3 years ago in Journal
Expect a hot, smoky summer in much of America. Here’s why you’d better get used to it
The only break much of America can hope for anytime soon from eye-watering dangerous smok e from fire-struck Canada is brief bouts of shirt-soaking sweltering heat and humidity from a southern heat wave that has already proven deadly, forecasters say.
By Firenews Feed3 years ago in Journal
Quarantine With the Trolls, online journal, part three
Hour 310? 313? of Quarantine The chickens are telling us it's time to get up. I can hear the hens clucking and the rooster crowing. Troll Father must of allowed them out of the coop this morning.
By Mother Combs3 years ago in Journal
Quarantine With the Trolls, online journal, part two
Hour 200 and 5/8 of Quarantine The lights have finally stopped flashing about an hour ago. I'm literally surprised we didn't blow all the bulbs and throw some breakers while the incident was going on. I've been unable to sleep with every light going crazy. I believe this was the Trolls plan all along. This could of been what the younger Troll was up to yesterday.
By Mother Combs3 years ago in Journal
Quarantine With the Trolls, online journal, part one
Hour 78 of Quarantine Both kids are continuously bored. Both have reverted to their original Troll forms and may have officially gone stir-crazy. If they aren't fighting, they are running and screaming through the house. Both have become bottomless pits, but claim they didn't eat the last Reese's. Both are extremely quiet as of now, so maybe on the prowl. If you happen to see one of these monsters, BEWARE, as they may have resorted to cannibalism, depending on how long it's been since they last ate. The Little one can be tamed with Dr. Pepper. The Bigger one prefers music, but danger, certain lyrics may anger and drive into a rampage.
By Mother Combs3 years ago in Journal
A Scammer Darkly
The following is a true story, or at least as true as any interaction on social media can be ... It is also the final act in presenting this multi-sequence story and the laughable scammer tales ... perhaps to be retold again.
By Savannah K. Wilson3 years ago in Journal
Exploring Stunning Culinary Creations That Are Almost Too Beautiful to Eat. Content Warning.
Introduction: In the realm of culinary creativity, there exists a mesmerizing fusion of flavors and aesthetics that elevates food beyond mere sustenance. Talented chefs and innovative food artisans around the world have mastered the art of crafting visually stunning culinary creations that captivate our senses and ignite our imagination. These edible masterpieces transcend the boundaries of traditional cuisine, pushing the boundaries of what we perceive as food. Join us on a delightful journey as we explore some remarkable examples of culinary artistry that are almost too beautiful to eat.
By Mseyr3 years ago in Journal
Mastering the Art of Food Photography: Tips and Tricks for Instagram-Worthy Shots. Content Warning.
Introduction: In today's digital age, where social media reigns supreme, food photography has become a popular art form. The allure of scrolling through perfectly curated feeds filled with delectable dishes is undeniable. If you're an aspiring food photographer looking to master the art of capturing stunning shots that are Instagram-worthy, you've come to the right place. In this article, we will explore a collection of tips and tricks that will help you elevate your food photography skills to new heights. Prepare to embark on a visual feast!
By Mseyr3 years ago in Journal
Beyond the Kitchen: Unusual Culinary Experiences You Need to Try. Content Warning.
Introduction: Food is not just about sustenance; it's an experience that can transport us to new worlds and ignite our senses. While we often associate culinary delights with restaurant meals or homemade dishes, there exists a realm beyond the conventional kitchen that offers extraordinary and unforgettable gastronomic adventures. Embark on a journey with us as we explore the most unusual culinary experiences that will awaken your taste buds and open your mind to new flavors and cultures.
By Mseyr3 years ago in Journal
Hidden Gems: Exploring Lesser-Known Cuisines and Authentic Recipes. Content Warning.
Introduction: In a world where global cuisines have become increasingly accessible, there is something undeniably captivating about venturing off the beaten path and uncovering lesser-known culinary delights. These hidden gems are like hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, offering a tapestry of flavors, traditions, and authentic recipes that inspire and surprise. Join us on a tantalizing journey as we explore lesser-known cuisines from around the world, unearthing their unique culinary secrets and the stories behind them.
By Mseyr3 years ago in Journal
The Science of Flavors: Unlocking the Secrets to Creating Perfectly Balanced Meals. Content Warning.
Introduction: Have you ever wondered why some dishes leave a lasting impression on your taste buds while others fall flat? It's not just about throwing ingredients together; it's about understanding the science of flavors and achieving the perfect balance. Creating culinary masterpieces requires a delicate interplay of tastes, textures, and aromas. In this article, we delve into the fascinating world of flavor science and provide you with insights and real-life examples on how to craft perfectly balanced meals that will leave your guests craving for more.
By Mseyr3 years ago in Journal