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Unmasking.
Do you feel like you are crazy? Living with undiagnosed neurodivergent conditions certainly takes its toll on you, and this was a poem I wrote on one of the many days I felt boxed, drained, and fed up with the highly neurotypical environment we live in, that refuses to accommodate anything else. This is the Do You Think You Are Crazy? poem. For those that feel crazy, I hope you relate to this.
By Marvelous Michael11 months ago in Journal
A Cowardly World: Trump’s Gaza “Riviera” and the Silence That Enables It
The Grand Vision: Ethnic Cleansing as a Real Estate Opportunity In a world where morality is measured in square footage and human lives are collateral for geopolitical deals, Donald Trump has unveiled his latest masterpiece: a plan to “clean out” Gaza, forcibly displace its 1.5 million Palestinian inhabitants, and transform the war-ravaged strip into a luxury playground for the global elite—a “Riviera of the Middle East.” Never one to shy away from combining colonial nostalgia with capitalist zeal, Trump, the self-styled “deal-maker,” has proposed relocating Palestinians to neighboring Arab nations like Jordan and Egypt, despite their vehement rejections.
By Francisco Navarro12 months ago in Journal
The Reptilian Conspiracy: Are World Leaders Secretly Alien Lizards?
The Reptilian Humanoid Conspiracy Theory: A Deep Dive Introduction: The Rise of Conspiracy Theories In recent times, conspiracy theories have gained significant traction, especially in the so-called "civilized West." With every major global event, these theories resurface, capturing the imagination of millions. One such theory that has recently gained attention revolves around U.S. President Joe Biden. However, the focus isn’t on his policies or political decisions—it’s on his behavior, speech, and facial expressions. According to some theorists, Biden is not entirely human. He’s been accused of being a robot, with unnatural speech, unsteady movements, and a lack of blinking. These claims, though lacking evidence, have sparked widespread discussion.
By QuirkTales12 months ago in Journal
The strangest sects in the world | The last one is the most dangerous
Introduction: "I'm the messenger, nothing more. Coffee is forbidden. Tea is forbidden. Tobacco is forbidden. Using technology is forbidden. Driving a car is heresy and blasphemy. Golden tablets and new prophets. And most importantly, the prophets are not humans, but hybrid creatures between humans and extraterrestrials. No, it’s not me who says that. These are the beliefs of religions and sects that exist in our world, among you... and perhaps you don't even know about them."
By QuirkTales12 months ago in Journal
Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni’s Legal Battle
Hollywood is no stranger to high-profile legal battles, and the ongoing lawsuit involving Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni has become one of the most talked-about cases in the entertainment industry. As the legal dispute between the two co-stars escalates, a federal judge has stepped in to issue a stern warning regarding public statements that could potentially influence the case.
By Peter Robert12 months ago in Journal
The Brutalist 2024 Movie Review You’ve Been Waiting For: Bold, Brutal, and Beautiful!
Introduction: A Cinematic Revolution in 2024 Welcome to the Brutalist 2024 movie review you’ve been waiting for! This highly anticipated film is making waves in the cinematic world, blending architectural beauty with bold, brutal storytelling. In this review, we’ll dive into the intricacies of this film—its unique visual style, its challenging narrative, and the very heart of its atmosphere. If you're a fan of films that push boundaries and offer more than just surface-level entertainment, the Brutalist 2024 movie review will captivate you from start to finish. Get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!
By QuirkTales12 months ago in Journal
ITV. AI-Generated.
ITV (Independent Television) is one of the most popular television networks in the United Kingdom. It provides a wide range of entertainment, news, drama, and reality TV shows that attract millions of viewers. Since its launch, ITV has played a major role in shaping British television and continues to be a key player in the media industry. In this article, we will explore the history, popular programs, and impact of ITV in simple and easy English.
By Farhan Sayed12 months ago in Journal
Medusa's Symbolism: A Reflection on Gender Roles
Despite being one of Greek mythology's most infamous monsters, Medusa's story has always been unique. As one of the fiercest predators in the genre, she might have survived the storms of time. However, the story can be interpreted through a feminist lens. Medusa was more of the prey than the predator. As a follower of the goddess Athena, Medusa made a vow to live chastely, but when Poseidon sexually assaulted her in the temple, that plan fell apart. To put it briefly, the goddess of war did not find the Greek god Poseidon's seduction of a lovely young woman in Athena's temple endearing. Another version tells a darker story in which the god of the sea pursues the innocent woman violently against her will. She rushes across Athens, desperate to get away from her conqueror.
By Hridya Sharma12 months ago in Journal
Pip Quirkwright and the Symphony of the Windstorm
In the heart of Oddsville, a village where peculiarities were as common as dandelions in spring, lived a curious inventor named Pip Quirkwright. Pip, with wild, unkempt hair that often seemed to have a life of its own, and a wardrobe filled with mismatched fabrics and forgotten trinkets, was a walking contradiction. Though everyone in Oddsville had some quirk, whether it was the baker who could make pastries sing or the librarian who could rearrange books by simply thinking about it, Pip's oddity was the most eccentric of all—creating gadgets from ordinary objects, transforming them into strange, sometimes nonsensical contraptions.
By QuirkTalesabout a year ago in Journal
