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Workplace witticisms, job jokes and career quips; who says work can't be a laughing matter?
I'm Out.
You read that right. Everyone and their mom seem to think they can write a book... and with that, I’m out. It’s time to put writing on the back burner... not that it’s been in the foreground too much in the last year. I’ve decided to continue writing, only as a hobby and not attempt to pursue a career with it... not right now. Being canceled from Wattpad and losing over 50K reads and top rankings, really fucked with me as a writer. Also, as some of you remember, I bitched that my sister-in-law basically heard me say that I was working on a book and turned that into her becoming an author. She, then, continued pursuing her writing journey, which just really made me bitter. It also put stress on my relationship with my sister-in-law, until I decided to not speak to her about anything writing-related... OMG did it help. Beyond that, my sister-in-law's mother-in-law (I know a fucking mouthful) has now become an author. She has a whole lot of books that she’s written and self-published... and there is a multitude of spelling and grammatical errors just on the "see inside" part. Then, my own sister hits me with the “I wanna write a book about my life”... which is fine but like she's never been a big writer. She's never really been interested in literature. It just kinda caught me off guard, like DAMN.
By Tuesday Daily3 years ago in Journal
From the Aquarian Journal - A Whiney-ass Expose'. Top Story - May 2023.
From the Aquarian Journal - A Whiney-ass Expose *** Content Warning: Contains Whining, Self-pity and Explicit Language*** There are moments, as part of the human condition, when I just want to give it all up - throw in the towel - bury my head in the sand - blame everything or everyone else. Well, I guess it’s just one of those days (don’t listen to this song, which contains very vulgar language and references, if you are offended by such things). But, in the end, I just can’t, or won’t. Guess I’m stubborn like that. What I have learned over decades is that, once I spend a short time whining and berating myself, I like to take a deep-dive into my own reality, burst the delusions, and improve where I need to improve. The “fault” is rarely external. It’s not - Poor me - nobody likes me or my writing - they just don’t understand.
By KJ Aartila3 years ago in Journal
Escape the Cubicle: Compelling Reasons to Choose Coworking Spaces in Pakistan
Introduction: In recent years, the traditional office environment has undergone a remarkable transformation. With the rise of remote work and the gig economy, more professionals are seeking flexible and collaborative workspaces that cater to their specific needs. Coworking spaces have emerged as a popular choice, offering a refreshing departure from the confines of a cubicle. This blog explores the top five compelling reasons why choosing coworking spaces in Pakistan is an excellent decision for professionals seeking a dynamic and productive work environment.
By Munnazir Zarin3 years ago in Journal
Principles of Empowerment in Social Work
Self-assurance The standard of self-assurance is key to the social work calling. Social laborers ought to regard the independence of people and backing their capacity to come to conclusions about their lives. This standard perceives that people are the best specialists on their own lives and that they ought to be the ones settling on conclusions about their future.
By Mahnoor Malik3 years ago in Journal
The Role of Security Companies in Public Safety
Public safety is a cardinal pillar of every thriving society. It plays a significant role in establishing an environment where individuals, businesses, and institutions can operate without fear or apprehension. Among the many stakeholders in the public safety sphere, security companies, and more specifically, K9 security, provide indispensable services. This article aims to shed light on the role of security companies and K9 security in maintaining public safety.
By Imperial Wireless3 years ago in Journal
A Tale of Unexpected Love
Once upon a time, in a charming little town, lived two adorable creatures named Bella, a fluffy white bunny, and Max, a mischievous gray kitten. They were neighbors, but little did they know that destiny had something special planned for them.
By Novel paradise3 years ago in Journal
Navigating the Depths of Suffering
Journal Entry: Navigating the Depths of Suffering Date: [15-05-23] Dear Journal, Today, I feel the need to pour my thoughts onto these pages and delve into the intricate nature of suffering. It is a topic that often feels heavy and overwhelming, yet it is an undeniable part of the human experience. Suffering has the ability to shape us, challenge us, and ultimately lead us to growth and resilience.
By Life Goes On3 years ago in Journal
"Resonance: The Journey of Talha Anjum"
Chapter 1: A Musical Prelude I was born into a world where melodies intertwined with the beats of my heart. From a young age, I discovered solace and inspiration within the realm of music. Growing up in Pakistan, a land rich in cultural diversity, I was exposed to a tapestry of sounds that would shape my destiny.
By AHMED BUTT3 years ago in Journal
I’m Calling Corporate Bullshit: Why You Should Never Bring Your Authentic Self to Work. Top Story - May 2023.
In a world where the office is increasingly turning into a new altar of worship, and work is the religion, the concept of ‘bringing your whole authentic self to work’ is a siren song. This song promises a sense of belonging, purpose, and even transcendence. But as we look closer, a cunning corporate ploy emerges from the depths: the commodification of your identity. The implications of this ploy go beyond the workplace, permeating the very fabric of our society and personal lives.
By Paige Holloway3 years ago in Journal
One Big Bowl of Vanilla Pudding
I moved to Iowa City in May of 1996. I had just finished a nominally productive school year in East Lansing and was determined to leave academia. A childhood friend, Dan Dubs, was similarly checking out of a dormitory in favor of less instructive pursuits. His post high school path had taken him a scant 15 miles from the neighborhood we grew up in to the home of the Cyclones in Ames.
By M. Michael TRARP3 years ago in Journal
Motherhood in Literature
Motherhood is a complex and often challenging experience, full of highs and lows. It's a journey that has been explored in countless works of literature, both classic and contemporary. From beloved characters like Marmee in Little Women to modern-day mothers like Celeste in Big Little Lies, literature has offered us a diverse and nuanced perspective on what it means to be a mom. In honor of Mother's Day, let's celebrate some of the most memorable moms in literature.
By Elise L. Blake3 years ago in Journal
