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Workplace witticisms, job jokes and career quips; who says work can't be a laughing matter?
Biden directs national security team.
In a move aimed at improving the United States' national security, President Joe Biden has directed his national security team to establish better inventory for airborne object's detection. The order comes amid growing concerns over the rise of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and the potential security implications they pose. With this new initiative, the Biden administration is taking a proactive stance in identifying and monitoring any airborne objects that may pose a threat to national security.
By Mohamed Raffic3 years ago in Journal
The Four Guardians
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were four guardians that were said to have the power to control the elements of nature - earth, wind, fire, and water. The legend goes that these guardians were entrusted with the protection of their realm from evil forces that sought to destroy the land. The guardians were said to have been gifted with great power by the gods themselves, and their legend had been passed down from generation to generation.
By The Narrative Ninja 3 years ago in Journal
The Portal to Arcadia: A Journey to a Magical World
In a small town at the edge of the forest, there was a young girl named Lily. She was always fascinated by the woods, and would spend hours wandering around, trying to find hidden treasures. One day, she stumbled upon a small, glowing portal hidden deep in the forest. She had never seen anything like it before, and her curiosity got the better of her. Without thinking, she stepped through the portal.
By The Narrative Ninja 3 years ago in Journal
The Battle for Winterfell: Blood and Ice
The air was crisp and the sky was gray as the armies began to gather outside the walls of Winterfell. The war horns sounded and the soldiers took their positions, awaiting the battle to come. The Night King had finally arrived, and he brought with him his army of the dead.
By The Narrative Ninja 3 years ago in Journal
Importance of Journals and Books for Writers
Journals and books are very vital writing substances for writers used for specific writing purposes. It can also be just for jotting down urgent information, for documenting comprehensive data or writing notes for instructional purposes. Writers need journals and books for each long-term functions and momentary use.
By mukesh jaiswar3 years ago in Journal
A heated discussion before "luncheon"
At a squeeze it would have been possible to sit five around the table in the bay window. That would have been three on the bench built into the wall under the window and two on stools. Apart from sitting at the bar near the till it was the prime seat in the saloon bar. The table top was covered in polished copper which caught the sun on clear days and made the area bright and cheerful. And even better, under the entire bench built into the wall was a discrete radiator.
By Alan Russell3 years ago in Journal
Yes, that is the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in my front pocket.
Ever since I was a young boy, I’ve had big pants and bigger pockets. The goal of every big pocketed boy is to find stuff to put in them. I often carried home anything cool I found out on my adventures. Rocks, pliers, screw drivers, the Percy Jackson series.
By Tyler Thompson3 years ago in Journal
Why do girls stop flirting with you after you puke on yourself?
Almost every guy out there can relate to this situation. You’re talking to a girl, or a few of them. It’s going well, you’re making them laugh, casual style. They really like the gag where you imbibe a prodigious amount of liquid within yourself in a short period of time. But then, something happens. As your body begins to reject the copious amount of fluid and propel it, along with a healthy amount of bile, onto the front of your cartoon-themed T-shirt (the natural conclusion to aforementioned gag), you start seeing strange expression on the faces of the women who just moments ago received your advances so well. Fear? Disgust? Dread? Loathing? What could this mean? As they turn away, you feel the shame seep in, much like the vomit has begun seeping into your jeans. Something similar to this has happened to almost every guy out there, guaranteed.
By Tyler Thompson3 years ago in Journal
The first time I went to watch a CRICKET match in a STADIUM
It was a breezy evening in March, I was involved in my favorite activity (taking a nap) of the day when I woke up unceremoniously to the sound of my cell phone ringing. I kept my eyes shut and instead started guessing who is calling as many of my friends prefer messaging. When the ringing subsided I tilted to give my face the much-needed slap of brightness from my mobile screen and saw that my cousin Abubakar had miscalled.
By Muhammad Uzair Haider3 years ago in Journal
