For The Girl Who Tried To Steal My Man

For whom it may concern,

Did you truly think that my man would stoop so low?

Did you truly believe that although I was unwell, I'd be so gullible to believe your lies?

Yes, you got inside my head for a while, tried to twist my brain with your lies and deceit; tried to make me believe that he was seeing you and that he saw more in you than me.

Oh, you stupid ridiculous little girl! Isn't it time that you grew up?

I must admit, you truly looked like a fool, flicking your blonde locks and fluttering your blue eyes his way? It's a real shame, that you didn't know that my man preferred dark hair and brown eyes, which I happen to possess.

You tried to turn both me and him against each other. Luckily we see through immature women like you, and we can read each other like a book since we have been married for almost 28 years and counting.

You see, my man is different from those heartless men who hurt their wives by sleeping with you, though you did warn me from the start. Breaking another woman's heart was easier for you than having a committed relationship with a faithful single man, which you don't deserve, by the way.

You had the cheek to accuse my husband of lies and deceit. You tried telling me he was with you when he was actually at work.

What kind of idiot do you take me for?

You won't know this, but I have evidence to prove that he was at work.

I called him on his break you see, and his manager told me he couldn't take the call because he was dealing with an emergency.

I didn't call him because of you, I called him because he had an emergency at home, too.

I thought I'd put that in because your pathetic brain would make you think that way.

We used to be good friends until you started throwing the verbal about how bad I was supposed to be for him, you even had the cheek to tell him that you wanted him to leave me.

Jealous little woman! That's if I can even see you as a woman because real women don't behave like you do.

Oh! Let us not forget about the amount of times you text him at work, throwing fits because he wouldn't answer them at your request.

You just can't get enough, can you?

You pull every married woman down, no matter how happy they are.

Do you truly think that you would be able to keep a decent man by behaving like a total fruitcake?

A married man who loves his wife as much as mine loves me, won't ever leave her for a woman who breaks families and loves to throw herself around. A married man, who believes in being faithful, settled, and honestly in love wouldn't leave his wife for another woman full stop.

"Carol, you never clean up properly."

"Carol, you're not doing it right."

"You're marriage is based on lies and deceit."

Those were your words.

The truth is those lies and deceit were coming from you, not my man. It's a good job I knew how to play you back!

I trust my man, and we had many good discussions together, you see we played you in the way that you played us.

We agreed for him to play the single card, just so we could find out what you were up to.

Funnily enough, it worked!

You TRULY thought that he was up for your game because we kept it up for weeks.

Your desperation stopped you from wondering why he never kissed or slept with you.

You even had the cheek to call me one day, just to see if he was still living with me because he never turned up at your place.

You didn't realize that it was me who answered the phone when you told me you were his girlfriend.

It must have been a shock when I told you that I was his wife after you told everyone living on our street that we had split up.

Did you truly think that I was friendless?

Did you truly think that they would believe you and side with you?

Here is the thing.

You made a laughing stock of yourself, because everyone who lives on my street knows us as husband and wife, and many of those people came to see me as a true enough friend to not listen to rumors.

'Friendless! You honestly believed your lies, even though you never knew who my friends were. Had you shown any decency and asked me about it, you would have found that I choose to keep my circle small, to avoid people like you.

I was only ever stupid for believing that you could have ever been a friend.

I was stupid for believing that I was so worthless that I could have been a friend to you when I am actually, worth more.

True friends aren't spiteful, selfish, or bitchy like you. True friends are honest, they look out for each other, and they stand up for each other in troublesome times, without trying to steal their friend's partners.

With that,

I resign from being your imaginary wet lettuce.

My love and life are worth more than your twisted mind.