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"The Great Prank War at Work"

"The Great Prank War at Work"

By Rajoan IslamPublished 10 months ago 4 min read

"The Great Prank War at Work"

It all began quite casually. Dan, an extremely serious accountant, was clicking at spreadsheets while seated at his desk. Even though the office was business casual, he was the type of guy who always wore a suit and had the energy of a sloth after a three-day snooze. For him, work was all about numbers, following the rules, and staying away from anything that could even be called "fun."

Then Kevin arrived.

Dan was completely different from Kevin. He was the office prankster and joker who once swapped out all the paper clips for tiny rubber chickens to observe how others reacted as they attempted to arrange their documents. Nothing could be taken seriously by Kevin for very long. Actually, he just took making other people laugh seriously.

A basic paper airplane was the first. With a smile on his face, Kevin threw it across the office to Dan's desk, where it landed perfectly on top of his orderly stacks of documents. After giving it a brief glance, Dan put it aside without even acknowledging it.

Kevin, however, did not see this as an indication to give up. Oh no. This presented a difficulty to him. He made the decision to go further. When Dan arrived at the office the following day, a huge whoopee cushion had taken the place of his chair. As Dan sat down, there was a huge PHHHHHH sound, and everyone started laughing. Dan grumbled something under his breath and headed directly to his desk, his face growing redder than a tomato.

The war of pranks had started.

Dan remained silent toward Kevin. He did not even mention the whoopee cushion, in fact. However, Kevin discovered his car covered in an excessive amount of plastic wrap that evening as he was leaving the office. Kevin was stunned by what he saw and wondered who in the world had done this. He smiled, however, when he noticed the small message pinned to the windshield.

It said, "Welcome to the game." "Dan, sincerely."

When Kevin entered the break room the following day, he saw that all of his coffee mugs had been inexplicably swapped out with mugs bearing the words "World's Best Boss." Naturally, all of the mugs were from The Office, which is a television program rather than a real office. Kevin shook his head and laughed aloud as he realized Dan was getting more aggressive.

However, the war had not ended. Oh no. Kevin had no intention of giving Dan the last laugh. When Dan returned to his workplace the next week, he discovered a gigantic inflatable dinosaur seated on his chair. It was enormous, absurd, and completely inappropriate for the accounting division. After a few moments of staring, Dan sighed in frustration and finally pushed it out of the way. However, he could not resist chuckling to himself. On this one, Kevin had performed admirably.

Then the pranks got more serious. After Kevin replaced Dan's writing pens with ones that did not write, Dan was left to spend a difficult morning scrawling on paper in an attempt to understand why nothing was coming out. When Kevin attempted to staple a few sheets together, Dan swapped out his stapler for a glitter bomb, which detonated around the office. Kevin used neon-colored sticky notes to cover Dan's whole desk. Dan put rubber snakes in Kevin's office drawer as payback.

The office was now on the verge of disarray. Workers started to glance over their shoulders, wondering what kind of joke would be pulled on them next. The office had turned into a battleground where people's inventiveness was put to the test and laughter could be heard throughout the corridors.

The last prank then appeared.

Kevin's birthday was that day. Nobody in the office, even Kevin, saw it coming, even though everyone knew he would be anticipating something significant. Dan had been secretly planning it all week. He had quietly suggested to everyone the day before that they all help throw Kevin a surprise birthday celebration. Being Kevin, he gladly accepted, assuming it was all part of the customary birthday celebration.

When Kevin arrived at the office on his birthday morning, his desk was deserted. There is not a rubber chicken, pen, or stapler in site. "Come to the conference room for your surprise," however, was written on the note.

Kevin was intrigued but doubtful. With the exception of a solitary spotlight on the far wall, the conference room was pitch-black when he entered. The lights came on as he entered, and everyone exclaimed, "SURPRISE!"

However, Kevin was truly taken aback when seeing the enormous cake before him. It had a frosting sculpture of his face on it, replete with an absurd smile. The finest thing, however, was not that. There were whoopee cushions all over the cake. Kevin heard loud PHHHHH noises every time he attempted to chop into it.

Everyone in the workplace was laughing. Kevin could not stop laughing, especially as Dan stood there with a banner that said, "You have been pranked... again," and appeared to be quite proud of himself.

Kevin came to a realization at that very time. This was no longer only a game of practical jokes. It was a friendship. a relationship based on humor, ingenuity, and the knowledge that sometimes taking life lightly is the best thing you can do at work.

Kevin looked to Dan and remarked, "I guess you win, buddy," as the cake was being shared and the last whoopee cushion made its last note. But I am coming for you next year, you know.

Dan simply nodded, wearing a rare smile. "Go for it, Kevin. Go ahead and do it.

Thus, for the time being at least, the great office prank war was over. However, the friendship that resulted from it? And that was only the beginning.

The conclusion.

-I hope the spooky story was enjoyable! If you require any changes or another story, please let me know. Thank You.-

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About the Creator

Rajoan Islam

Hey, Life is very beautiful, you have to enjoy it while it lasts.

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