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I Dabble in Karate. Top Story - June 2023.
“Forty jumping jacks, here we go!” “ONE, MA’AM” “TWO, MA’AM” “THREE, MA’AM” Uh oh. I think I’ve pissed myself…No, I’m sure I’ve pissed myself. It’s just a little drop, but if I don’t get to the bathroom now, we’re going to have a real problem. Thankfully, I’m in the back row, so I can sneak off to the facilities as discreetly as possible.
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
The Crew. Runner-Up in Pitch Your Pilot Challenge.
The Short Pitch: Lost in Space meets Firefly meets The Office. The Pitch: Three brothers, the anxious and pragmatic Simon Shelby, a master of navigating bureaucracy, the sarcastic hoverchair-bound Henry, a reckless pilot, and the emotionally sensitive hulk Dylan, a competent and disciplined soldier, after inheriting a spaceship from their father, attempt to make a living in a galaxy rife with crime, corruption, societal decay, and bureaucratic two-stepping. Simon wants to pursue legitimate business ventures, instead of executing Dylan’s mercenary contracts or engaging in Henry’s illegal smuggling. The season begins in the wake of a disaster, referenced only in flashbacks. Simon and his brothers are about to transition into the legitimate business of luxury transport when they discover that a wrong turn has dropped them 150 years into the future. Galactic bureaucracy has grown completely out of control and getting their transport certification is going to require six months of observation by a government functionary, Polly Whetstone.
By Mack Devlin3 years ago in Humor
Eternal Nightlife
Synopsis: "Eternal Nightlife" revolves around Karmilla, a 174-year-old immortal blood-sucker who struggles to find the perfect source of untainted human blood in the modern world. With her sarcastic wit, a penchant for mischief, and an unexpected encounter with a hopeless romantic, Karmilla's life takes a hilarious turn as she navigates the complexities of love, friendship, and immortality.
By Karina Thyra3 years ago in Humor
Pray for me
PRAY FOR ME Once upon a time, in the serene town of Willowbrook, nestled amidst rolling green hills and babbling brooks, there resided two mischievous young boys named Tommy and Joey. Their house stood at the end of a picturesque lane, where colorful flowers bloomed and the air carried the sweet scent of freshly baked goods from the nearby bakery.
By Daniel Ligairi3 years ago in Humor
MERGETROID MINING CORP. ULC
The below tongue-in-cheek fact sheet is part of an ongoing serial comedy story about Dick Dodgers Space Faring Paranormal Investigator (1st Class... so he claims). Dick Dodgers is a campy sci-fi space romp wherein the intrepid investigator is working on the Case of the Orgasmic Organism. For a look at the actual story, check...
By Andrew C McDonald3 years ago in Humor
TRAVEL TALES
"Traveling is a journey filled with unexpected detours, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable adventures. In the realm of travel, laughter becomes the universal language, connecting us through shared funny moments that become the most treasured souvenirs."
By Zenia Samson3 years ago in Humor
the monkey story and more. Content Warning.
Once upon a time in a small village called Jollyville, there lived a quirky farmer named Fred. Fred was known for his love of telling long and elaborate jokes. One day, he decided to challenge himself to create the longest and funniest joke anyone had ever heard. He set out to create a joke story that would be exactly 1,000 words long.
By M.J. HUMPHREY3 years ago in Humor
The fake blind man
Once upon a time in the bustling city of Banterville, there lived a man named Mr. Winks, who had an uncanny ability to tickle everyone's funny bone. What made Mr. Winks particularly unique was his fake blindness. Yes, you read that correctly - Mr. Winks pretended to be blind, but little did anyone know that he had the wittiest sense of humor in the entire town. Buckle up and get ready to embark on an uproarious journey into the misadventures of Mr. Winks, the fake blind man.
By M.J. HUMPHREY3 years ago in Humor
