Satirical
Are We Out of F*cks Yet?. Top Story - August 2023. Content Warning.
Disclaimer: I use the word “fuck” fairly often in private conversation, and quite loudly on occasion. (Just ask Pam.) I also use various terms that relate to fellatio and incest, and both male and female genitalia. I'm reasonably sure that I've used “The 'F' Word” somewhere in my Vocal stories. This is a satirical look at the growing prevalence of the term in stories I read on this platform. It may cost me some friends. It's bound to cause some resentment. All I can ask is that you read it with your sense of humor active. If you make it to the end (Don't cheat, dammit!) you might even find a fun little surprise.
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Humor
Challenge me to write #100 things in 20 minutes?!
Edit: Correction of grammatical and spelling errors. Alright, let's go on and see about this challenge that Judey made. 100 thoughts in 20 minutes? Doesn't sound too bad. Hopefully by the end of it I won't have too many thoughts that are overly similar. I got my cellphone right next to me, with the timer set.
By Thavien Yliaster2 years ago in Humor
The Critic. Top Story - August 2023.
Damien Brisbane was the star in his world of making or breaking restaurants. Yes, he was the dreaded food critic. One of the worlds most feared creatures. He lurks, he lunges, he tastes, and he kills, he then moves on and kills some more. If you want your restaurant to be catapulted into success, everything down to the toothpicks better be in pristine condition when he arrives.
By Lamar Wiggins2 years ago in Humor
Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1.2 Billion.. Content Warning.
Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1.2 Billion. The Mega Millions jackpot has hit an all-time high of $1.2 billion, making it the largest lottery jackpot in U.S. history. The drawing for the jackpot will take place on Tuesday, August 2, 2023.
By Punit kumar2 years ago in Humor
7 Easy Ways to Make Your Poems More Impactful!
It's subscriber party time! I recently realized 34 humans have willingly chosen to follow me through one of the most inconsistent writing journeys out there. That's 12 more than the record for most people to have ever fit into an old Volkswagon Beetle and 2 more than the longest human tunnel traveled through by a skateboarding dog!
By Amanda Starks2 years ago in Humor
Charlie the Talking Dog
Once upon a time, there was a dog named Charlie who was unlike any other dog. He had the ability to talk, and not just bark, but speak English fluently. Charlie's owner, a young boy named Timmy, was thrilled to have such an intelligent and entertaining pet.
By Joey Gervais 2 years ago in Humor
Tinubu address Nigerians today
Nigeria's President Bola Tinubu addressed the nation in a national broadcast on Monday evening. The broadcast was made in the midst of the country's struggle with high living costs. President Tinubu discussed various topics in the national broadcast, including fuel subsidy, the economy, education, and more. The President urged Nigerians to remain calm, assuring them that all the policies implemented by his administration are for the betterment of the country.
By JitekMedia2 years ago in Humor
Why Couldn’t They Just Say No?
That one year my birthday was approaching, so I decided to plan a house party (didn’t have a job at the time, so couldn’t afford going out, and my friends were aware of it). So, I sent out a Facebook event invite to a dozen of my besties (or so I thought!). These days each invite is accompanied by Going, Interested, Not Going and even the Ignore button.
By Katya Duft2 years ago in Humor
