Sarcasm
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 2 years ago in Humor
Drug Dealers vs. Banks
I have odd thoughts when I think about where my money goes. I do not spend money on drugs...well, not illegal drugs. And yet, I still have no money. All that time saving and being (nearly) careful with my cash, I thought that I would be doing better than I am. So, why did this happen?Hmm...
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
The 26 Most Useless Facts That Will Astonish You. Content Warning.
Do you ever find yourself lost in the labyrinth of useless information? We've all been there, stumbling upon facts that serve no practical purpose but leave us utterly intrigued. Whether you're a trivia enthusiast or simply looking to amuse yourself with the peculiar, we've gathered the 26 most useless yet utterly fascinating facts that will make you the life of the next dinner party.
By Konstantin Stefanov2 years ago in Humor
Funny Things I Said To My Laptop Today.
Laptops are convenient, useful, and annoying at the same time. They try to restart when you don't want them to, even when you ask them not to, they freeze randomly on you, and sometimes they only start up when they feel like it.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Humor






