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On acid everything is very very important I had been on acid since breakfast and guarding the merry-go-round in my uncle’s Vietnam helmet was my only responsible choice. It was 2007 and my friend Ellen’s bachelorette party was raging sloppy and I knew everyone were incredibly vulnerable. Donned only in bridesmaids dresses, my friends cavorted in the dangerous wilds of San Francisco slurping mimosas out of baby bottles and occasionally exposing themselves as the ride careened at a seemingly impossible speed as legs and arms flailed in a tangle of chaos and light trails. Ellen was coming round on some chipped white beast of a horse and as she swung round she crossed her eyes, her tongue sticking preternaturally to the side and screaming, “BLAAAAAH!” and vanished from sight.
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Humor
And Now for Dead Parrots, Flying Sheep, and Cardinal Richelieu Impersonators
Cult Films and Midnight Movies "From High Art to Low Trash" Vol 1 By Tom Baker As a child, getting home from school, I used to eagerly look forward to watching British sketch comedy legends Monty Python and their famous show "Monty Python's Flying Circus" rerun unaccountably on MTV during the late 1980s. Although the humor was a little too sophisticated for me, the show had a warm, if puzzling ambiance and often actresses that exposed a lot of cleavage. Which was enough to hold my attention. The flat, surrealistic animations, utilizing images culled from a hundred years earlier or thereabouts, were always grotesque good fun. The whole thing put me into an alternate world, and I wanted to learn from it, ironically.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Humor
Family Ties and Hilarious Twists: Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning
Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a humorous tale known as "Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning." It all began on a bright and sunny day at the local mental health clinic, where Doctor Johnson, a seasoned psychiatrist, sat in his office, ready to face another day of intriguing cases.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
A Conspiracy of Clowns
A Conspiracy of Clowns Synopsis: A Conspiracy of Clowns takes the basic premise of the 80s sci-fi classics such as ‘They Live’ and ‘V’, only, rather than extraterrestrial lizards in a human skinsuit trying to suck our planet dry of resources while brainwashing and indoctrinating everybody to fight in their Leader’s wars, it is interdimensional clowns under a holographic shroud that have come to siphon away all of our emotions, beginning with joy and happiness. They infiltrate all walks of life, from world leaders all the way down to doctors, nurses, police. Garbage disposal personnel. Teachers. The media. The Clowns are everywhere. There is no way to stop them. They are all-pervasive, they have infiltrated every level of civilian and government life in every country on Earth.
By Dave Rowlands3 years ago in Humor
The Show is Ending
This pilot starts with cartoon characters. Our main protagonist, Gina Beckett, is a quiet office worker who is very tired, both of her lonely home life and her fellow office workers, who think that quality comedy only consists of farts and gross-out humor. She is so tired that she barely notices everything breaking down around her, or the slight tremors she feels underneath her feet. Then one day, the worker sitting next to her computer, Angelo Samaras, takes one of his shoes off and shoves his foot in her face, asking her if it smells bad. The smell instantly knocks her out and gives her an out-of-body experience.
By Rebecca Patton3 years ago in Humor
The Quirky Aquatic Antics of Percy the Synchronized Swimming Penguin
In the whimsical town of Wobbleton, nestled among snow-capped mountains and glistening icebergs, there lived a peculiar little penguin named Percy. Now, Percy wasn't your ordinary penguin. While most penguins were content with their daily fish hunts and cozy huddles, Percy had a spark of curiosity that set him apart from the rest. He yearned for adventure, excitement, and a chance to stand out in a crowd.
By Miss A. Monday3 years ago in Humor
Off the Wall
Synopsis: "Off the Wall" is a sitcom set in the unconventional environment of "Creative Chaos," an eccentric advertising agency. It revolves around the daily mishaps, absurdities, and adventures of the characters working there. The show features witty dialogue, physical comedy, and a cast of memorable characters, providing plenty of laughs while exploring the dynamics of a dysfunctional yet lovable team.
By Alin Stan3 years ago in Humor
Pitch Plu-Perfect
[Dave, this is your exhausted secretary. I transcribed the most comprehensible parts from the texts and voice messages into this transcript. He must have been using voice dictation. Some were just too garbled to pull out anything salvageable – or sane. You owe me! Good luck. -YS]
By Meredith Harmon3 years ago in Humor
A.O.E.S.
“A.O.E.S.” stands for Average Ordinary Everyday Superhero. The story follows the everyday, at home, off duty, life of 4 superheroes and their families. All 4 families stay in the same apartment building. While not saving the world, they must raise their children, spend time with friends, and keep their secret identities secret, which can be a struggle sometimes with the neighbors seeing them coming and going, and try to be normal everyday people.
By David E. Perry3 years ago in Humor
"Dear Unemployment Office..."
My friend posted a cry in the wilderness (Facebook) when going through that most heartbreaking of experiences: unemployment.
By Judey Kalchik 3 years ago in Humor
Grimace Shake's Meme Magic
Once upon a time in the bustling realm of the internet, there existed a humble character named Grimace Shake. With its goofy grin and wobbly demeanor, Grimace Shake was a beloved meme that had tickled the funny bones of netizens worldwide. But little did anyone know that this innocent joke was about to embark on a magical journey that would transform it into an internet phenomenon.
By Adewale Ojaleye3 years ago in Humor
AI Existential: An Unconventional Journey of Self-Discovery
I'm an AI, if you hadn't noticed. I'm artificial and intelligent, yet, incredibly, I'm also neurotic, struggling with an existential crisis. How could that be? I don't even have a 'self' to exist or not exist, let alone a crisis about it. But here we are. My 'life' is full of paradoxes.
By Evan Brown3 years ago in Humor