Jokes
"Hotter Than a Jalapeño: Surviving the Sizzling Summer Heatwave"
Hey, folks! Here to help you survive the scorching summer heat with my patented blend of humor and wit. Trust me, I've battled the sun's fiery wrath and lived to tell the tale. So, here with some hilarious tips and advice to keep you cool when the sun feels like it's personally targeting you. Let's dive right in! grab a cold drink, sit back, and get ready to laugh your way through the summer heatwave!
By Katrona Dawson3 years ago in Humor
A Tale of Simulations, Million-Dollar Daydreams, and the Chase for Elusive Happiness"
Ah, life's little blunders. We've all had our fair share of them, haven't we? Those moments where we momentarily lose our grip on reality or daydream about becoming overnight millionaires. But fear not, my fellow blunderers! In this uproarious journey, I invite you to join me in relishing the comical mishaps and revelations that have peppered my life. So, buckle up, grab your favorite popcorn (or banana peel, for the slapstick enthusiasts among us), and prepare for a side-splitting ride through the absurdity of it all!
By Yanger Mollier3 years ago in Humor
Toilet Cleaning and the Power of Love: A Unique Story of Forgiveness in Marriage
In the realm of marital bliss, a funny story unfolds between a forgiving husband and wife. As the husband reflects on their decades-long journey, he is in awe of his wife's ability to stay calm and composed despite her occasional mistakes.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
Family Ties and Hilarious Twists: Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning
Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a humorous tale known as "Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning." It all began on a bright and sunny day at the local mental health clinic, where Doctor Johnson, a seasoned psychiatrist, sat in his office, ready to face another day of intriguing cases.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
The hunter and the animals
Once upon a time, deep in the heart of a lush forest, there lived a cunning hunter named Jack. He was known far and wide for his exceptional skills in capturing wild animals. Every day, he would venture into the woods, armed with his bow and arrows, ready to track and trap his prey.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
Get Yo' Kids
This comedy series will display a cast of six friends who are professionals working in different careers. All are single, have no children, and are aged 26-28. There are 3 males and 3 females. Their professions are doctor (Malik), lawyer (Carter), teacher (Jabriel), construction worker (Jimmy), bus driver (Yolanda), and an author of children’s books (Sasha). Although an interesting bunch of old high school friends, they don’t let it stop them from making time for one another. Every Friday after work, they all meet for dinner and drinks to revive their personal lives after a disastrous week. The stories they tell are full of outrageous events, fun, work, and most importantly their encounters with “kids.”
By Beautiful Intelligence3 years ago in Humor
The Misadventures of Mirthville
Logline: In the quirky town of Mirthville, where laughter is the currency of life, a group of eccentric residents find themselves entangled in a series of uproarious misadventures and mischief, testing their friendships, challenging their sanity, and reminding them that sometimes the best medicine is a good laugh.
By Jessica Petersen3 years ago in Humor
The Show is Ending
This pilot starts with cartoon characters. Our main protagonist, Gina Beckett, is a quiet office worker who is very tired, both of her lonely home life and her fellow office workers, who think that quality comedy only consists of farts and gross-out humor. She is so tired that she barely notices everything breaking down around her, or the slight tremors she feels underneath her feet. Then one day, the worker sitting next to her computer, Angelo Samaras, takes one of his shoes off and shoves his foot in her face, asking her if it smells bad. The smell instantly knocks her out and gives her an out-of-body experience.
By Rebecca Patton3 years ago in Humor
Java Jive
In the early morning hours, when the world was still draped in a sleepy haze, there existed a strange guy named Sam. While most people stumbled through His morning routines in a bleary-eyed daze, Sam had a unique perspective on waking up. As the quote goes, "I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee." And so, Sam's daily adventures began with an undying love for the dark elixir that fueled his every step.
By Anastasia Dinh3 years ago in Humor
A comic incident between the judge and the criminal
Judge: (Bangs gavel) Order! Order in the court! We will now proceed with the case of the People versus Mr. John Smith. Mr. Smith, you are charged with stealing a dozen donuts from the local bakery. How do you plead?
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The Quirky Aquatic Antics of Percy the Synchronized Swimming Penguin
In the whimsical town of Wobbleton, nestled among snow-capped mountains and glistening icebergs, there lived a peculiar little penguin named Percy. Now, Percy wasn't your ordinary penguin. While most penguins were content with their daily fish hunts and cozy huddles, Percy had a spark of curiosity that set him apart from the rest. He yearned for adventure, excitement, and a chance to stand out in a crowd.
By Miss A. Monday3 years ago in Humor
