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My Neighbor Wants My Car Towed
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** Me neighbor either has a hatred for me… or for my car. But in any event, he is trying to get my car towed. And he has been for years. Let me go back to the beginning to provide some context.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
She Said No!. Content Warning.
"No!" She said. "No! No! No!" She sat in the Cafe, eying up the beautiful rainbow cake in front of her. She was supposed to be on a mission to eat less cake; it wasn't that she needed to lose weight, but she had pledged to be more healthy.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
Hippos vs. Sloths: The Battle for World Domination
Aquatic Advantage: Hippos utilize their aquatic prowess to establish strategic strongholds in rivers and lakes, while sloths rely on their arboreal habitats, primarily in trees. The battle begins with hippos dominating the waterways, but sloths hold the advantage in dense forests.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
10 Hilarious office pranks that won’t get you fired
In the hustle and bustle of the corporate world, a well-timed prank can be the perfect antidote to a stressful workday. Injecting a bit of humor into the office environment not only boosts morale but also fosters camaraderie among colleagues. However, the key to pulling off a successful office prank lies in ensuring it's lighthearted, harmless, and won't leave you updating your LinkedIn profile hastily. Here's a list of 10 hilarious office pranks that will have your coworkers in stitches without jeopardizing your job security.
By Dirk Le Roux2 years ago in Humor
Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence. Content Warning.
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
By Steven Christopher McKnight2 years ago in Humor
Swagger McDagger
Swagger McDagger has so much swag that you can't comprehend how much swagger he has. Let me break it down for you guys who have little brains. First off, let's start with his shades. People think to themselves: "Why does Swagger McDagger wear shades? Is he trying to hide his identity or what? And why is he wearing all black?" Well, let me tell you something: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION SWAGGER MCDAGGER AND ALL OF HIS SWAGNESS! WHO ARE YOU WITH NO SWAGGER QUESTION THE LIKES OF SWAGGER MCDAGGER!?
By Senorfruity2 years ago in Humor
Love's Serendipity
In the enchanting village of Oakwood, where time seems to dance to the rhythm of nature's symphony, fate weaves its intricate tapestry of love and destiny. Amidst the tranquil beauty of winding pathways and ancient oak trees, two souls find themselves drawn together by a force beyond comprehension. It is here, amidst the whispers of the wind and the gentle caress of sunlight, that their extraordinary journey begins
By hassen fraih2 years ago in Humor
Chai, Goats, and Gears: A Love Letter to the Suzuki Mehran
Khyber Pass in a Dust Cloud: The Glorious Nonsense of the Suzuki Mehran Say adios to the slick Ferraris and the growling Lamborghinis. Today, we're throwing a party for the unsung hero of the roads, the maestro of quirky rides, the wizard of sensible-but-slightly-crazy: the Suzuki Mehran.
By Taaha Sardar Naik2 years ago in Humor
The Ambassador of Joy: Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse stands as a trailblazing character in the enchanting realm of animated cinema. Conceived by Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks in 1928, Mickey burst onto the screen in the timeless short film "Steamboat Willie," swiftly earning widespread acclaim. With his distinctive red shorts, iconic ears, and infectious smile, Mickey has evolved into a universal symbol of happiness and magic. This blog unravels the captivating odyssey of Mickey Mouse, delving into his illustrious history, unmistakable visage, and profound impact on popular culture and animation. For nearly a century, Mickey has been a source of joy, transcending age barriers. Join us in celebrating Mickey Mouse's enduring legacy, a testament to the boundless possibilities of human imagination.
By Cool Searches 2 years ago in Humor
What are types of puns: a walk through
Puns, often celebrated for their witty wordplay and clever twists on language, add a delightful layer of humor to our daily conversations and creative expressions. A pun occurs when a word or phrase is used in a way that exploits its multiple meanings or sounds alike but has different meanings. These linguistic acrobatics result in clever and amusing plays on words. In this exploration of puns, we'll dive into examples that showcase the versatility of language, turning ordinary expressions into sources of laughter and clever insight. Join us on a journey through the playful realm of puns as we unravel the art of linguistic humor.
By Waqas saeed2 years ago in Humor
prank payback
We all know that one person who takes pranks too far, as Reddit user TarzanIsMyPony once did. He worked with a woman who went a bit overboard with the pranks, whether it was slipping inappropriate slides into Tarzan's PowerPoint presentations or hiding her coworker's car keys, and then leaving the office. She was reprimanded a few times, but that didn't seem to stop her. And then one morning after his birthday celebrations, Tarzan came into the office very hungover. He reached for a bottle of water on his desk and took several huge gulps (Tarzan gulping) before realizing that it wasn't water, it was vodka. As he suddenly hurled everywhere, his prank-happy coworker started laughing herself silly. (coworker cackling) She was reprimanded again, but showed almost no remorse. And so Tarzan decided to give her a taste of her own medicine. Knowing she was an avid dog lover and vegan, he decided to hit her where it hurt. Before she came to the office one morning, he printed out a bunch of lost dog posters, pinning them up outside the office and a few local establishments. And she fell for it, picking one up and asking around the office if anyone had seen the poor pooch. Obviously, being a total fabrication, no one had. The next day though, Tarzan brought in some fake fur and a collar he'd purchased online along with a liter of red corn syrup. Once she arrived at the office, Tarzan slipped out and made a beeline for her car. He smeared the corn syrup along the side of the car, peppered it with the fake fur, and left the collar snagged in the wheel arch. To anyone none the wiser it looked like she'd hit a dog. Tarzan then returned to his desk and waited for the fireworks to fly. And it wasn't long before someone put the missing dog posters and the crime scene of the car together, and management called her over to take a look. She was distraught. She couldn't explain what had happened, but could only conclude that she must have hit the missing dog, which the entire office now knew about. She was so horrified and distraught that at no point did she or anyone else realize that any of the setup was a fake. And so the annoying, (Tarzan whistling) dog-loving vegan prankster soon became known throughout the office as a heartless dog killer. And Tarzan didn't correct anyone. She quit not long after. I guess she figured her dog days were over.
By Alex R2 years ago in Humor
Dear Bruce Springsteen, We Need to Talk
Hi Bruce, I’m a big fan. I love your music, but I’ve never seen you play live. That may be about to change, but I’m worried that I may end up divorced as a result. No offence, but if that happens, it’ll be your fault. You’ve already ended two of my relationships. I’m writing to stop you from making it three.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor