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Gnome Gnosis: Top 10 Reasons Gnomes Will Gradually Take Over Earth
This story was inspired by Shelby Hagood and her story titled " Gnomes Have Taken Over!" Within the magical worlds of myth and legend, a little but powerful force appears with the ability to rule the entire planet: the gnome. Gnomes, who are frequently described as delightful garden ornaments or cunning forest dwellers, are discreetly organizing a takeover that goes beyond their charming exteriors. Get ready as we reveal the top 10 reasons why gnomes are setting themselves up to dominate our globe without anyone knowing.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Pizza Everything . Top Story - February 2024.
My experiment began when I found this odd bit of 90’s nostalgia online. I know what you’re thinking. Finally, an everything pizza seasoning endorsed by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Millennials, look no further. This 4.4 ounce bottle of pizza-like flavor is available on amazon.com for $12.99. Also available, ‘The Shredder.’
By Leslie Writes2 years ago in Humor
The Politically Correct Fairy Tale
(Warning: This Story Is Not For The Humorously Challenged). Once upon a time. In a kingdom far, far away. 'The Council of Good Morals And Interesting Discussions' decided to buy real estate up on the flat topographic plains of the world. This land was far cheaper than their economically challenged land from low. And therefore, they decided to buy it.
By Deasun T. Smyth2 years ago in Humor
Highlights of Arctic Exploration Polar Bears
the Arctic, but my polar bear encounters, even the brief ones, remain imprinted on my memory with surprising clarity. None more so than the encounter we had in Croker Bay, on the southern shores of Canada's Devon Island. It was early morning, well before breakfast. A heavy fog sat to the north, and our ship slowly cruised through the mirror pond waters in search for wildlife. Binoculars scanned the hillsides for any irregularities, any cream-colored dots amongst the browns and maroons of the Devon Island terrain.
By THAO A NU2 years ago in Humor
Love and Laughter: A Valentine's Day Romp with Ethel and Harold
In the cozy confines of their quaint living room, Ethel and Harold, a delightful couple with a penchant for crossword puzzles and cozying up by the fireplace, found themselves embroiled in a lively debate about the enigmatic holiday known as Valentine's Day.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
The Sock Conspiracy: 10 Reasons Why Socks Are Secretly Aliens Plotting to Take Over Earth
The Sock Conspiracy: 10 Reasons Why Socks Are Secretly Aliens Plotting to Take Over Earth Are your socks disappearing into the abyss of the laundry basket? Do you often find yourself with mismatched pairs? Well, buckle up, because it's time to unravel the cosmic truth!
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Honeymoon Havoc: Navigating the Modern Romance Rollercoaster with Ethel and Harold
In the quaint confines of their cozy cottage, Ethel and Harold, a charming couple with a penchant for penny candies and nostalgic ballroom dances, found themselves embroiled in a lively debate about the perplexing world of modern honeymoons.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
“Apples”
Ah yes, apples. The juicy, sweet, and crunchy fruit everyone loves. I too love it so much that I’ll fight for it if it’s ever the last food available on earth. There are a lot ways you can cook it. You can make it into a pie. Make it as a jam for your toast. Or as the trending TikTok fruit recipe, the “tanghulu” or you can eat it as it is, raw and fresh.
By Alcerist 2 years ago in Humor
"I'm Still On The Loo!". Content Warning.
So, I'm sitting here feeling the waves of salty sea flushing through my body, though I am sure I'm not a fish swimming in the sea. Squeezing my thighs so hard that I think my pelvic floor muscles are going to fall out any time soon, I bang on the door and shout,
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
My Bad Jokes Have Dealt Our Marriage a Knockout Blow!
In couples already under stress, the more the husband used humour, the greater the chance the couple would separate or divorce. Independent, November 2018
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
The Golden Guffaws: A Hilarious Romp Through the Labyrinth of Modern Entertainment
In the cozy confines of their quaint living room, Ethel and Mabel, two seasoned friends sporting floral print cardigans and matching spectacles, embarked on a rollicking journey through the perplexing world of modern entertainment.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Painting Pandemonium!. Top Story - February 2024.
The great day has arrived! Like thunder grumbling distantly… our two youngest family members had been murmuring about attempting a Bob Ross Painting Tutorial, as a family.
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶2 years ago in Humor