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The Strange Tale of Monty Rigamarole - The One-Legged Contortionist
He always had a supple way with his extremities did Monty Rigamarole. At the tenderest age he easily slipped from his Mother's arms like a recalcitrant cat tired of the affection. He could even contrive to crawl through the bars of his previously inescapable cot.
By Parody and Satire3 months ago in Humor
Put the Script Down, Grandpa: When Hollywood Just Won’t Let the Action Heroes Retire
There comes a point in every action hero’s career when it’s time to trade in the rocket launcher for a recliner. Unfortunately, Hollywood seems to have collectively agreed that point is never. The result? A new cinematic age where once-mighty legends are wheeled out like beloved relics, forced to roundhouse kick villains while praying their hip replacements hold up.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Agriculture Jokes: Harvesting Laughter from the Fields 🌾
Agriculture is more than just hard work, sweat, and soil—it’s a lifestyle full of surprises, lessons, and plenty of humor! From farmers cracking jokes at sunrise to kids laughing at corn puns during harvest festivals, agriculture jokes are a fun way to celebrate the farming spirit.
By JokeJester3 months ago in Humor
The Illusion of Control (Now With 87% More Button-Pushing)
There’s a primal thrill in pressing a button. That tiny click feels like a handshake with destiny. A promise that the universe will move at your command. You jab that elevator “close door” button like you’re launching Apollo 13. You stab at the crosswalk “walk” button like Moses parting traffic. And for a glorious half-second, you believe you’ve changed something.... Spoiler Alert: you haven’t.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Title: The Funniest Internet Challenges That Took Over Social Media
Have you ever laughed so hard at a video online that you couldn’t breathe? Chances are, it was an internet challenge. These viral trends have a unique way of capturing our attention, making us laugh, and sometimes leaving us utterly amazed. From daring stunts to hilarious fails, internet challenges bring people together while providing endless entertainment. Let’s dive into some of the funniest challenges that have taken over social media and explore why we just can’t get enough of them.
By Hussein Gazo3 months ago in Humor
OBITUARY: The Last Person on Earth Who Knew How to Program a VCR Has Passed, Taking the Secret of Blinking 12:00 With Them
It is with heavy hearts and perpetually blinking appliances that we announce the passing of Gerald “Gerry” Thompson, age 86; the last known human capable of programming a VCR. With him goes the final ember of an ancient and mysterious craft, one that future civilizations will one day misinterpret as sorcery.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
BREAKING: Local Man Successfully Parallel Parks on First Try, Immediately Vaporizes in Blaze of Glory
The Event That Shook Humanity It began like any other Thursday morning. The sun rose, coffee brewed, and traffic clotted itself into the arteries of the city. Yet on a quiet downtown street, history unfolded in a way no one could have anticipated.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Safari Jokes: Roaring Laughs for Every Explorer
When people think of safaris, they usually imagine majestic lions, curious elephants, and breathtaking landscapes. But what if we add a little humor to the mix? Safari jokes are the perfect way to lighten the mood and share a laugh while celebrating the wonders of the wild.
By JokeJester4 months ago in Humor
