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grades have been
My grades have been OK, teachers like me, students trust me, so that I can not help but feel a little giddy, I have a proud mood. When I entered the sixth grade, something happened that touched me a lot and made me recognize myself. Team leader, this sacred duty, is the envy of every student, I am not another. But the teacher let the students nominate, mentioned five or six in a row, haven't heard my name, I not only some panic. Then suddenly heard Liu Yan said: I choose Zhang Lijiao. I was so excited, I thought: Liu Yan is truly mine. Good friend. Good enough. To my surprise, the teacher chose Huang Ping. At that time, my tears were rolling in my eyes, it was resignation, it was regret, I think it was both. I seemed to hear my classmates laughing at me and my family reproaching me. Do you have any comments? The teacher asked with a smile, and suddenly someone said: I have an opinion. Then he stood up. When I looked, it was Junji. She does not wait for the teacher to speak and never talk up: Zhang Lijiao, although some pride, this we can help her correct, in addition to her dare to criticize the class of bad phenomena, have the ability to work, can be competent team leader. As soon as she spoke, the class was very quiet, and the students were silent. But in the end, I lost the election, and I really knew myself. Binhu Primary School Grade 5: Li JiayingSpring is coming. Peach blossoms are blooming. On a sunny Sunday, my parents and I went to the park to see peach blossoms. As soon as I walked into the gate of the park, I smelled a fragrance, fragrant, I pulled my father and mother to walk along the fragrance. Go, go, we have been walking to the peach blossom, to see the peach blossom so many people ah, a sea of people! I looked up, beautiful peach blossom ah, a large peach blossom like a pink ocean, the golden sunshine seems to give the peach tree dressed in gold, like a beautiful little girl; Under the blue sky, the green leaves appear particularly green, like the jade on the head of the fairy aunt, really beautiful, peach blossoms emerge from between these jadeites, blooming flowers have five petals evenly arranged into a small dish, petals are pale yellow stamens, exuding a subtle fragrance, everyone seems to be intoxicated by the subtle fragrance; The newly grown flower bud is like a red bean inlaid on the branch, lovely! Suddenly, a breeze blew, the peach blossom was dancing like a ballet dancer, and the leaves became the best man, making a beautiful movement. Looking at it, I seemed to feel that I was a peach blossom, wearing peach clothes, competing with other peach blossoms, and some peach blossoms in who fell first. After a while, I heard my mother calling me: "Junhan, let's go!" At this time, I remember, I am not peach blossom, I am looking at peach blossom. Peach blossoms are so beautiful. I love peach blossoms. I will come to see them again next spring.Mr. Shen of our class is very interesting. His mood is like the weather in summer. There are dark clouds and clear skies. Why is that? It starts with morning meditation. This morning, the teacher has not smiled since entering the classroom, as if he had just gone overboard, sending the book and writing silently are expressionless. But he usually laughs, today I don't know how, even the most wordy Wang Siyuan did not speak. I guess he also saw the teacher's face, dare not say anything. And after our silence, the teacher said very seriously: "check carefully, if I immediately check out the wrong, will be punished." I, after hearing this, quickly asked Wan Yaming to help me check. After the examination, she said that there was no wrong, and the big stone hanging in my heart fell to the ground. Class is over, I and Wan Yaming in the production of "anti-ghost character", the teacher happened to come over, asked: "Do what?" I saw it was Mr. Shin. Look again, huh? Shen teacher how to laugh, just not also "fierce" it, how to laugh again. I immediately covered our "masterpiece", smiled happily and said: "do not show you!" Mr. Shen smiled and left. I turned my head and said to Wan Yaming, "Look, the teacher smiled." After that, I kept thinking, how did the teacher laugh? How strange! But the teacher laughed, as long as the teacher does not laugh, no matter which teacher he is, I will be nervous, because I am afraid the teacher will be angry. As soon as I get angry, I have to think about my "safety." Still, I think Mr. Shen is funny!
By jesse palmer3 years ago in Humor
"The Hilarious Adventures of Maya's Mane of Chaos"
Maya woke up one morning to find her reflection in the mirror accompanied by a sight that caused her to burst into laughter. Her black hair, normally sleek and manageable, had transformed overnight into a wild tangle of curls, defying gravity and reaching new heights. Maya affectionately named it "The Mane of Chaos" and wondered how her hair could have developed a personality of its own.
By Patty Johnson3 years ago in Humor
the monkey story and more. Content Warning.
Once upon a time in a small village called Jollyville, there lived a quirky farmer named Fred. Fred was known for his love of telling long and elaborate jokes. One day, he decided to challenge himself to create the longest and funniest joke anyone had ever heard. He set out to create a joke story that would be exactly 1,000 words long.
By M.J. HUMPHREY3 years ago in Humor
The fake blind man
Once upon a time in the bustling city of Banterville, there lived a man named Mr. Winks, who had an uncanny ability to tickle everyone's funny bone. What made Mr. Winks particularly unique was his fake blindness. Yes, you read that correctly - Mr. Winks pretended to be blind, but little did anyone know that he had the wittiest sense of humor in the entire town. Buckle up and get ready to embark on an uproarious journey into the misadventures of Mr. Winks, the fake blind man.
By M.J. HUMPHREY3 years ago in Humor
The Chuckle Hut. Content Warning.
Once upon a time, in the quirky little town of Wackyville, there lived a man named Harold McLaughlin. Harold was an ordinary guy with an extraordinary sense of humor. He had a knack for turning every situation into a comedy act, and his friends loved him for it. However, there was one thing Harold hadn't quite mastered yet: expressing his love for a woman.
By M.J. HUMPHREY3 years ago in Humor
Divine Mischief
Once upon a time, in the realm of the divine, a mischievous comedy unfolded that left even the angels rolling on the clouds with laughter. It all started with a divine mix-up that involved the supreme deities, God and Goddess, playing a light-hearted prank on each other.
By Oyetakin Oyekanmi3 years ago in Humor
