Sundials and Eggtimers

To the readers.

This story was indeed a challenge.
The writing style is complicated and with an infusion of absurdity, unexpected humor, and twist, this one got my *hit in a knot.
So yes, there is mild swearing and general confusion. But it's how we learn and Improve our writing. Writing is an art, an abstract art, and will convey several interpretations for the reader, peers and judges. Thanks for making this opportunity available for my attempt at finishing before the cut off.

(Car horn blasting in the background)
What, I just fell asleep! No way it's morning already!
What the bloody hell! Damn im so tired.
Damn work, seems like I just finished and then right back at it. I'm not sure if I need another job or vacation.(Cursing myself aloud).
Hey Jimmy!! Come on! Let's go or we will be late for work!
Yeah yeah Mikey!
Hey Mikey, does it not seem like we just came back from work? Honestly I'm so bloody tired man.
Man, it feels like I'm in that damn parallel paradigm!
Ha, Jimmy, knock off that shit, you should have had lots of rest, today's Monday. Ha Ha. Come on, pitter patter, let's get at her.
Fuck sakes Mikey, I must have fell asleep watching the Matrix. The tape must of kept looping.
Honestly Jimmy, maybe it's time to set your alarm clock for a change and check out of the paradigm matrix parallel, ha ha.
Sure Mikey, says the guy that uses Sundials and Egg timers, lol.
Don't knock what you don't know Jimmy. One day your words will fuck you up. Bahaha.
Alright, alright, alright let's go to the shit show Mikey.
Jimmy, one shit show coming up.
The sign reads "Sit with Us, Your Shit is our business"
You know Mikey, your shit is really starting to smell bad, which makes this daily job that seems to last like a full on constipation episode from a sad soul that's dehydrated and sustained themselves on peanuts!
Lmao
Your a funny guy Jimmy, but this shit ain't gonna get done by itself.
Hold on, I just put in a 4 hour shift with you so far.
So you say Jimmy, but look at the clock.
Damn, man. This is another Neverending day.
Jimmy, did you ever think.you would be in the parallel paradigm? You know, when someone hacks your sleep and your nano implants don't know any different?
Excuse me Mikey, but what the fuck are you trying to tell me? Oh, wait, bad shit happens to the unsuspected? Or maybe instead of cleaning outhouses, we are funneling methane to gaslight the construction works for more production, less pay, more hours and no weekends!?
Fuck Mikey, settle the hell down.( As Mikey spits out his coffee just like a straight shot of projectile diarrhea.)
Knock it off Jimmy, you know as well as I that we we just drop the Johnny's and the Jennies at the construction sites.
I know. I know Mikey. But my days are running long. I always wonder about these crazy theories of time loops, lapses and even collapses.
Jimmy, it's going to be payday soon, so relax and don't get your shit in a knot. Just set your alarm and ditch the matrix for maybe, I dunno, Dr. Who!
Haha, that was definitely called for Jimmy!
See you tomorrow Jimmy.
Yeah, see you tomorrow Mikey.
Now hear is where I am confused. Mikey, just before pulling away, flipped his silly egg timer.
At that moment, I nearly shat my pants. I bolted to my garden and looked over at my sundial.
I was in awe. My sundial had overgrowth. I Cleared the overgrowth and started to yell and curse kinda like a constipated soul that was silly enough to did for 18 hours on the toilet and still not shit.
I caregully realigned my sundial,went in the house, ate showered and changed, and walked out the front door.
Perfect timing I mused, Mikey, pulled up and yelled out the window," Cmon Jimmy boy".
"Pay Day" today.
Yeah Mikey! Friday couldn't come soon enough. The queen shits today!, and so do do our clients. Lol.
That was a big week for us Jimmy. Yeah Mikey, it was.
And a good suggestion to watch something else.
Watched Peter Pan actually.
Mikey stammrred "Eh, Jimmy isn't that based on someone loosing their marbles?"
Yeah it was Mikey!
So Jimmy, do you want uo play some poker with your digital serial numbers on your check?
Sure Mikey, let's go all in blind?
Oh, Jimmy, remember the shit luck you have eh? Actually I meant you could probably use do.e shot luck yoday. lol
I'm going to back up my bet today!
Sounds like your getting constipated?
No chance Mikey.
Well. Readers, I'm sure you all knew how this turned out.
This game was tense.
But after Jimmie showed his hand, Mikey was distraught, he lost his shit, just outside of the shop under the sign."Sit with Us Your Shit Is Our Business".
Mikey then asked "how?"
Jimmy replied "The sun always shines Mikey".
And just after that statrment, Mikey lost his shit, he grabbed his chest, and murmured " Fuckin Sun Dial, you found the overgrowth, eh Jimmy?"
I Did Mikey, and today you work for me"
And as soon as Jimmy ended his gloating, he grabbed the chest pocket knce more and flipped his egg timer.

(Car horn blasting in the background)
What, I just fell asleep! No way it's morning already!
What the bloody hell! Damn im so tired.
Damn work, seems like I just finished and then right back at it. I'm not sure if I need another job or vacation.(Cursing myself aloud).