Never dating a Gemini guy ever again

Oh man, sounds like Gemini guys are the human equivalent of a rollercoaster thrilling, unpredictable, and you’re never quite sure if you’re about to lose your lunch or your mind! I mean, I get it, Gemini’s are like that one friend who’s got a million hobbies, but can’t decide which one to stick with. One day they’re promising you the moon, then the next they’re acting like they’ve never met you.

And here’s the thing, Geminis are like that person at the restaurant who orders the spicy dish, then complains it’s too hot, then asks for the dessert menu, and when the bill comes, they’re surprised they’re broke. They change their minds so fast, I swear they could give a weather vane a run for its money.

But what really gets me oh, this is the kicker they want to be friends after all that chaos. Like, “Hey, I cheated on you, but do you wanna grab a coffee and talk about our feelings?” No, buddy! That’s like trying to put a Band-Aid on a broken leg.

And I’ve noticed at least with my friends who are Geminis it's like dating a human version of those Wi-Fi signals that keep dropping out. One minute, everything’s connected, and then… poof! Gone. And you’re left wondering, “Was I even in the same relationship?”

Honestly, I think I’ll stick to dating signs that don’t have a reputation for switching sides faster than a chameleon at a disco. But hey, if you’re dating a Gemini, just remember if they change their mind again, just smile and say, “Well, that’s classic Gemini keeping everyone on their toes!

Geminis! The twins of the zodiac wice the charm, twice the... confusion. I mean, I get it. Dating a Gemini is like trying to keep up with a squirrel on espresso, exciting, unpredictable, and honestly, a little exhausting.

First reason: They’re literally two people in one. One minute, they’re your best friend, sharing all your secrets, and the next, they’re acting like they barely know you. It's like dating a human version of a Wi-Fi connection, sometimes it’s strong, sometimes it just drops out unexpectedly.

Second reason: Their mood swings are so fast, I’m convinced they have a secret switch labeled “Drama Mode.” One day, they’re all about planning a weekend trip, and the next, they’re ghosting you because “they’re just not feeling it.” It’s like dating a weather forecast,sunshine one minute, tornado the next.

Third reason: They love to talk. I mean, really love to talk. I’ve been on dates where I swear I learned more about their childhood pet than I ever needed to know. And they can switch topics faster than a DJ at a nightclub. One minute, you’re talking about your weekend plans, and the next, they’re debating whether Pluto should still be a planet. It’s impressive, really.

Now, I’ve got a personal story. I once went out with a Gemini guy who was so into multitasking, he was texting his friend, checking his phone, and ordering food,all during our date. I felt like I was dating a human version of a multitasking app. “Hold on,” he said, “I’m just updating my social media and some spreadsheets.” Spreadsheets! Who even uses spreadsheets on a date? That’s when I realized I was dating the human embodiment of a busy signal.

But hey, I respect their energy. They’re like a caffeinated squirrel,full of life, unpredictable, and never boring. Just maybe not for a serious relationship. Unless you like the thrill of a constant plot twist.

So, yeah, that’s why I won’t date a Gemini guy. Too many personalities, too much drama, and honestly, I’m just not ready to be on a rollercoaster that’s also a puzzle. Thanks, but I’ll pass.