Meme Mavens
My pitch for the pilot of a comedy TV series.
Synopsis
Meme Mavens is a group chat consisting of seven friends. The TV show follows the group chats and video calls of a close-knit group who share a love for crude humor, exchanging memes, and indulging in silly truths and dares, books, anime, video games and music from the 1990s. In their downtime, they gather after work and university to unwind, laugh, and delve into discussions about rising costs, politicians, and their humorous opinions on everything. Their goal is to eventually save enough money to attend and hang out at a convention together, but the long distance and time restraints makes it hard for all seven to meet up.
Ashley
A liberal mother-of-three from Blackpool, England. She bashes her local government and the rising prices of the basics like lettuce and cabbage. She wants to work but is unable to due to her disabilities and being the sole cared of her children. A serious hoarder.
Favourite show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Favourite game: Pokemon Yellow
Favourite song: Wonderwall by Oasis
Catchphrase: This is a bloody rip off!
Sparrow
A conservative man from Sunrise, Florida. He is an art teacher in a high school. Is frugal with his money and goes to church every Sunday without fail. His parents are originally from Nigeria.
Favourite show: Mighty Morphing Power Rangers
Favourite game: Pokemon Red
Favourite song: Earth Song by Micheal Jackson
Catchphrase: Oh Jesus, please help me…
Ryan
An unemployed man born in Canada, but now living in Gent, Belguim. Active on dating apps and porn sites much to Sparrow and Ashley’s disdain. An excellent gamer.
Favourite show: Anything 18+
Favourite game: Tetris
Favourite song: Crablouse by Lords of Acid
Catchphrase: Why does nobody want to stay with me?
Lily
A free-spirited artist from Cork, Ireland. Lily is passionate about environmental activism and frequently shares her love for organic farming and sustainable living. She's known for her eclectic fashion sense and her tendency to dive into impromptu poetry recitals during group calls.
Favourite show: Sailor Moon
Favourite game: Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past
Favourite song: C’est la Vie by B*Witched
Catchphrase: Don’t be mean: be evergreen.
Pierre
A tech-savvy and witty entrepreneur from Lille, France. Pierre is always up-to-date with the latest gadgets and innovations. He loves dissecting the intricacies of technology and often shares his humorous takes on viral tech trends. Despite his business-oriented mindset, Pierre has a soft spot for '90s nostalgia and is an avid collector of vintage video games and action figures. Has to remind Ryan to use condoms.
Favourite show: Batman
Favourite game: Street Fighter 2
Favourite song: Kiss From a Rose by Seal
Catchphrase: No time to waste!
Melissa
A quirky and introverted bookworm from Sydney, Australia. Melissa’s room is stacked with shelves overflowing with books, and she often recommends her favorite literary works to the group. Her dry sense of humor adds a unique flavor to the conversations, as she effortlessly blends sarcasm with insightful commentary on current events and politics.
Favourite show: Xena Warrior Princess
Favourite game: Any game with Kirby in it
Favourite song: Baby one more time by Britney Spears
Catchphrase: What a weirdly wonderful world we live in.
Javier
A laid-back and easygoing musician from Gijon, Spain. Javier is the group's resident music aficionado, with an encyclopedic knowledge of '90s bands and a vast vinyl collection. He frequently serenades the group with acoustic renditions of their favorite nostalgic tunes. Javier's carefree attitude and ability to find humor in any situation make him the group's go-to source of laughter.
Favourite show: Top of the Pops
Favourite game: Silent Hill
Favourite song: Ghost Love Score by Nightwish
Catchphrase: Music is the best medicine.
Key Comedic Moments:
- Ashley's outbursts.
- Sparrow's attempts to provide frugal advice result in comedic misunderstandings and quirky solutions to everyday problems. Sometimes jokes about Ashley wanting to be Boris Johnson’s wife. Secretly fancies Ashley.
- Ryan's failed dating experiences and gaming escapades become a recurring source of laughter and relatable moments. Such as the time where he dumped his girlfriend for another woman and it turned out to be a man catfishing him.
- Lily's impromptu poetry recitals during video calls create unexpected, laugh-out-loud situations. She says it’s cause of her Irish roots. Likes coffee in the morning, tea for lunch and Baileys for supper.
- Pierre's humorous take on viral tech trends adds a touch of witty banter and clever wordplay to the group dynamic. He has met everyone apart from Ashley in real life.
- Melissa's dry wit and insightful commentary on literature and current events provide a unique comedic flavor. Always has a book suggestion for everybody.
- Javier's carefree attitude and acoustic renditions of nostalgic tunes become a source of joy and laughter for the entire group. He loves all kinds of music but metal and rock the most.
Pilot Episode: "The Virtual Gathering"
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
A split-screen video call is in progress. All secen members of the Meme Mavens group is visible on their respective screens.
ASHLEY
(angry as she scrunches up a reciept)
I can't believe they're charging £3 for some rotten lettuce! It's a bloody rip-off!
SPARROW
(laughs)
Oh, Ashley, let me teach you the art of couponing. We'll get you those discounted veggies!
RYAN
(disappointed)
Guys, you won't believe it. I thought I met this amazing woman online, but turns out, she was actually a man catfishing me! Why does nobody want to stay with me?
LILY
(smiling)
In a world where deceit doth prevail, Ryan's quest for love takes a whimsical tale. Fear not, dear friend, for true love shall prevail.
PIERRE
(teasing)
Ryan, maybe you need a dating app that verifies gender identities before you swipe right. No time to waste, my friend!
MELISSA
(dryly)
In this weirdly wonderful world, politicians continue to amuse us with their extraordinary ability to say absolutely nothing of substance.
JAVIER, the laid-back musician, strums his guitar and joins in with an acoustic rendition of Oasis' "Wonderwall."
JAVIER
(singing)
Today's gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you...
The group members sing along, creating a joyful and chaotic harmony.
ASHLEY
(excitedly)
Hey, guys! I found a vintage Buffy the Vampire Slayer poster online. It's going straight into my collection!
SPARROW
(raising an eyebrow)
Ashley, you're a hoarder. Do you really need more stuff?
ASHLEY
(defensively)
Sparrow, it's called being a collector, thank you very much!
RYAN
(jokingly)
Yeah, Sparrow. Ashley's room is like a museum. We should charge an entry fee!
LILY
(smiling)
Just make sure your museum is eco-friendly, Ashley. Sustainable collecting, remember?
PIERRE
(playfully)
Ashley's room may be full, but at least she's ready for any '90s trivia challenge that comes her way!
MELISSA
(dryly)
Well, someone needs to be prepared for the impending '90s apocalypse.
JAVIER
(strumming his guitar)
♪ So Sally can wait, she knows it's too late, as we're walking on by ♪
The group joins Javier in a sing-along, their voices overlapping with enthusiasm.
Ashley abruptly gets up from her chair, a worried expression on her face.
ASHLEY
(hurriedly)
Sorry, guys, I need to go for a moment. The kids are fighting again!
ASHLEY exits the frame, leaving an empty screen in her place.
RYAN
(excitedly)
Hey, guys! Check out this hot girl I've been talking to online!
Ryan shares his screen, revealing a picture of an attractive woman.
SPARROW
(rolls eyes)
Oh, Ryan, not again. Please tell me you've learned your lesson from the last time.
LILY
(surprised)
Wait a minute! I know her. That's my friend Serena. She's a lesbian, so this account can't be real.
The group erupts into laughter.
PIERRE
(chuckling)
Well, Ryan, at least you don't need to worry about using a condom this time.
Everyone bursts into laughter again. Just as the laughter subsides, Ashley returns to the screen, looking perplexed.
ASHLEY
(confused)
Why is everyone laughing? Did I miss something?
SPARROW
(amused)
Oh, Ashley, you missed quite a story. Ryan's been catfished by Lily's lesbian friend!
ASHLEY
(joining the laughter)
Oh, Ryan, you never cease to amaze us with your online adventures!
RYAN
(slightly annoyed)
Hey, Melissa! You've been awfully quiet today. What's going on?
MELISSA
(smiling)
Oh, nothing much, just enjoying the conversation. You know me, the silent observer.
RYAN
(playfully)
Come on, Melissa, speak up! We need your dry wit to balance out all this chaos.
ASHLEY
(interjecting)
Ryan, give her a break! Let her read her books in peace. Not everyone needs to be the center of attention all the time.
RYAN
(defensively)
I'm just trying to liven things up! But okay, okay, I'll tone it down.
MELISSA
(teasingly)
Thank you, Ashley, for saving me from Ryan's relentless questioning. You're my hero.
ASHLEY
(laughing)
Anytime, Melissa. Consider me your guardian against the forces of over-enthusiasm. See, Ryan? Melissa's dry humor is just as entertaining as your energetic antics.
RYAN
(grinning)
Alright, alright, I get it. Melissa's got her own unique style, and I'll learn to appreciate it.
JAVIER
(excitedly)
Check it out, guys! I just added the first three Nightwish albums, Within Temptation's "Enter," and a complete set of Black Sabbath vinyls to my collection. It's a metalhead's dream!
PIERRE
(impressed)
Javier, your vinyl collection is legendary! Speaking of collections, feast your eyes on my latest addition: a limited edition Batman figure.
Pierre proudly holds up the Batman figure, eliciting admiration from the group.
MELISSA
(teasingly)
Pierre, it's a shame Batman doesn't have his iconic bat-nipples. Remember the "Batman & Robin" film?
LILY
(curiously)
Javier, how much did it cost to acquire such a marvelous vinyl collection?
JAVIER
(grinning)
Well, Lily, it was a hefty investment. I spent €1200 euros on these beauties. Worth every penny, though!
ASHLEY
(jumping out of her chair)
€1200?! Are you mad! Javier, I could pay my rent with that! I can't even fathom spending that much on music!
JAVIER
(defensively)
Hey, music is my life! And it's not like I spend all my money on vinyls. Remember the Batman figure Pierre bought? That was only €450.
ASHLEY
(roaring)
€450? I could go to Italy for a whole week with that money!
SPARROW
(teasingly)
Ashley, how much did you spend on chocolate last week?
ASHLEY
(defiantly)
Don't ask, Sparrow! Let's just say I have a weakness for the sweet stuff.
SPARROW
(smiling mischievously)
Well, with your chocolate expenses, you could become Boris Johnson's next wife!
About the Creator
Chloe Gilholy
I live in Oxfordshire, England. I used to write a lot of fan fiction and mainly just write poetry now. I've been to over 20 countries and written many books. I'm currently working on a horror story called Heavenly Seas.
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Comments (1)
You have no idea how excited I was when I saw Pokemon Yellow, Pokemon Red and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! The comedy was really fantastic!