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The Argan Oil Chronicles Part I
Author's preface: By popular demand and because I wanted to get these into Vocal's humor community which is where they belonged all along I will be republishing all 18 articles in my award winning series featuring argan oil, the world’s greatest hair and beauty oil, and Morocco’s trump card in their secret plot to control the worlds dwindling supply of hair oil reserves. If you are reading this you can’t say you were not warned. The series is presented in chronological order (or close enough) for the argan oil chronicles completist. Part I - The early years features some of my earliest forays into the exciting, humorous, and hair frizz free world of argan oil. Thank you country of Morocco for being such a good sport about the whole thing. I do very much admire your country and would love to visit someday. Enjoy!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
Top amusing things on the web
1. Kim Cattrall discusses hubby Imprint We as a whole realize Kim Cattrall is a messed up symbol, somebody who broadly doesn't have any desire to be in a circumstance for even an hour where she's despising herself. This video is off the wall. It is astonishing. Kim sincerely chatters about her relationship with (presently ex) hubby Imprint Levinson. They scat together. She understands verse and poems, and he plays the upstanding bass. It's Kim's earnestness joined with the recording of their totally un-reluctant jam sesh that makes this satire gold. To cite Kim: "The town never knew such a commotion!"
By Shaon Kibriya 2 years ago in Humor
The Art of Laughter
Title: The Art of Laughter: Exploring Humor and Satire in Today's World Introduction Laughter has long been heralded as a universal language that transcends cultural boundaries and unites people in moments of joy. In the realm of literature and media, humor and satire serve as powerful tools to entertain, inform, and provoke thought. From witty commentary on current events to lighthearted takes on everyday situations, humor, and satire play a significant role in reflecting and shaping our perceptions of the world around us.
By Elieca Mcken2 years ago in Humor
Threads of fate
Two souls who were destined to be linked together by the strands of fate resided in the charming village of Ndio tucked within a beautiful valley. With each stroke of her brush, Jane, a passionate artist with an endless curiosity, brought life to her canvas. In contrast, John was a shy botanist who found comfort in the companionship of plants and the secrets they muttered.
By MOSES @vocal2 years ago in Humor
Brain-Teasing Riddles
Molly, Holly, and Sally are en route to the prom in an elegant limousine when the car suddenly breaks down. Fortunately, the party venue is within walking distance, so the trio decides to proceed on foot. However, an unexpected rain shower starts pouring down. Despite each lady carrying an umbrella, one of them ends up getting wet. Can you deduce who got wet? It's Holly – her skirt is wider than her umbrella's diameter. Eventually, they reach the prom, where their friends exude sophistication and luxury. Leah flaunts pricey designer shoes, Bella carries a Chanel bag, Alice captures selfies with a cutting-edge smartphone, and Kim showcases a glittering diamond necklace. Yet, only one of them is genuinely affluent. Can you identify who that is? Pay attention to the logo on Bella's Chanel bag; it's a counterfeit. Leah's oversized shoes suggest they're borrowed, and Alice's smartphone isn't hers, as it bears Kim's name. Hence, Kim is the true affluent individual. Kim graces the dance floor, where Bobby, Billy, and Kenny invite her to dance. However, one of these men has been bitten by a vampire and is unsafe to dance with. Can you pinpoint the vampire? It's Kenny – he lacks a shadow. As Kim visits the restroom, she discovers all stalls occupied, one housing a robot. Which stall is it? Observe the first lady's feet – her discomfort indicates she's not a robot. The untidy pedicure of the third lady further rules her out, identifying the robot as being in the second stall. Kim is asked by Bella to photograph her. Upon inspection, can you spot three differences between the images? Differences: the bitten apple, Bella's hand, and the background poster. At the party, a fugitive criminal mingles among the guests. Can you identify this individual? The presence of a prison robe beneath his suit is a telltale sign. Subsequently, Bella also falls victim to a vampire's bite. En route to the hospital, they encounter two doctors, one of whom is an impostor. Can you distinguish the imposter? The gloveless woman on the right is the imposter. In the hospital ward, Bella shares a room with three others. Which one is not sick? The woman on the left appears healthy despite her broken arm. Kim returns home, eager for a relaxing bubble bath, only to find her bubble foam used up. She interrogates her family about it. Whose testimony points to the thief? Foam stuck in Dad's beard incriminates him. During a sleepover, Kim discovers a werewolf among her friends. Can you identify the werewolf? The guy with visible claws is the werewolf. Kim realizes her money has been stolen from her stash. What tipped her off? Her book used as a stand for a PlayStation revealed the thief. In another scenario, Kim's father is considering buying a boat from three sellers. Whose story doesn't add up? "Karen" who claims ownership of the boat named "karma" is a liar. Kim visits a hardware store. The cost of one and eleven is $2 and $4 respectively. What is she buying? House numbers, with each digit costing $2. Fluffy, Kim's cat, went missing but is found on a witch's lap. The witch challenges Kim with a riddle about twins born on different years. How are they twins? Emma was born in the year 2003 just before midnight, and Gemma was born in 2004, just after midnight, making them New Year's Eve twins. Kim meets a puzzle-loving guy who uses emojis to represent his name. Decode his name for Kim. The emojis spell out "Theo." Kim and Theo encounter a visual puzzle involving squares. Which square is larger, yellow or green? Despite the optical illusion, the green square is larger than the yellow one. Theo gives Kim an intriguing clue involving emojis. Which month is indicated by the emojis? The emojis decode to spell "June." Kim and Theo encounter a maze with multiple paths. Can you identify the correct path leading to the castle? Starting from the destination and drawing the path makes route B the correct choice. Kim and Theo find themselves in a haunted castle's basement. They must choose a door as water fills the room. Which door is the least dangerous? The second door is the best option as they can swim over the corals due to the basement being submerged in water.
By Remie Lomiteng2 years ago in Humor
Urban Symphony and Love's Journey in "Cityscape Hearts"
Two souls set out on a voyage that would forever alter their fates in the midst of a bustling city where skyscrapers kissed the sky and the streets buzzed with the beat of life. This is the tale of Valentine and Moses, a love story that took place among the turbulence of contemporary society.
By MOSES @vocal2 years ago in Humor
The Great Banana Caper
Once upon a time in the quirky little town of Giggleville, there lived a peculiar character named Benny. Benny was known far and wide for his boundless sense of humor. He had an uncanny ability to find humor in the most mundane of situations, and his laughter was infectious. If you were feeling down, all you had to do was spend a few minutes with Benny, and your troubles would disappear in a cloud of giggles.
By Aynur Yusifova2 years ago in Humor
The Only Thing We Have to Meme are Memes Themselves. Top Story - August 2023.
I've been away for a while. In the past, I have authored a lot of short stories here, especially horror and sci-fi. I also write poetry. I have an FYI series entitled Top 10 Prophets, 👁👁 Prognosticators, & Visionaries. And last year, I compiled a slew of various memes, developing a kind of comedy series, long before Vocal created this glorious Humor Community.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
When Silence Speaks Louder
In the picturesque neighborhood where Purity had recently settled, every home seemed to be a haven of beauty and charm. These well-adorned residences were inhabited by equally stunning women who graced the streets with their elegance. Yet, amidst this enclave of loveliness, there was one woman who stood out; Rachel, the talkative tornado.
By Judith Okech2 years ago in Humor
