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Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Chapter 1 (1-5) Yayyy! Food!!!! I'm getting one of everything HEHEHEHEHEHE I'M GONNA GAIN SO MUCH WEIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA Yes, Hideyoshi, I am lost. Thank you so much – Again with the dungeons. Just when I thought he was warming up to me 😑 👋😐 Good evening... Can I help you…? Oh okay, it's just a question. Just answer the question and it'll be fine. If he wanted to kill you, your head would be rolling around on the floor by now. {Stay calm.} Sorry Sasuke. I know you said to keep this a secret, but I'd like to live. No, it's not a story, and I've been trying to tell everyone that since I got here. This is my notebook. This is where I write down all my stories. HE CALLED ME TALENTED HE CALLED ME TALENTED 🥹 Do you really think so? Thank you, that means so much to me! Thank you! Thank you! ☺️ Did he just rip a page out of my story?! Don't do that. I - 😃 - there goes the first chapter. At least he tore it out cleanly. But I'm asking him to give it back tomorrow. *writing it down diligently* Firstly, arrange lodgings for the group that is arriving late. Oh my gosh he gave me rice cake! I LOVE RICE CAKE Please give Masamune my thanks! NOT HIM USING ME AS A POISON TESTER 😭. Great, now they think I'm a moron! And they’re not wrong. At least Hideyoshi trusts me more now. Honestly, if someone did want to kill me, poison is the way to go. Even if someone told me my food is poisoned, I'd feel compelled to eat it because I don't want to waste food. I've been here for two seconds and IeyasEW’s already insulting me. I mean, I might as well fight him. I'll probably lose, but if I get a few hits in maybe he won't be so RUDE anymore. It would be my honor, Ieyasu 👹
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
Hyprov Reviews: What Audiences are Saying About the Show. AI-Generated.
Introduction Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined the unpredictable hilarity of improv comedy with the mind-bending wonder of hypnosis? Hyprov, a unique show that brings these two art forms together in a way that's never been done before. Let’s dive into what makes this show a must-see and what audiences are raving about.
By Kenzie Scott2 years ago in Humor
The Wealthy Burglar
As many of you know, I am in the process of changing homes. This has meant a great deal of packing, cleaning up and decision-making over what to toss and what to keep. I have found old photographs and notebooks that I will treasure forever, along with other documents that I wish I had not seen. One such item came from the government. It noted how much money I would receive as part of the national pension plan if I retired in 2022 (it was an old letter). Now, things did not look good then, and they would probably not look too good many years down the road when I actually decided to retire. And the bills are still coming in and the rent will still need to be paid. What to do?
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
thieves meet old woman. Content Warning. AI-Generated.
Here's the A few love songs you've written With those sparkling eyes all the same Take your guitar and strum a little lalala I know after that How many girls will fall for you But it's not easy with me Are you kidding me? Teasing and making all the girls fall in love with you I guess you want me to surrender too Unfortunately, nothing stings like the truth Hey boy! Don’t give in so easily Your love is not a game For me to come and play cat and mouse You should be the one dominating The game is over! The game is over! Anyone who plays with another's heart Will meet the same end What goes around Comes around You're always so arrogant Just like they say Your beauty belongs to a drama queen Full of scrutiny Look at those eyelashes I need someone by my side Take your heart with me Now I can see nothing but you Because you always shine so brightly Mysteriously, like a Cereus blooming in the night Getting close to you is a bumpy road Knock, knock! Hey girl, don’t lock yourself up Because of you, I swore to become a madman, ooh A black girl will never love a white guy You casually prefer black coffee If your heart is the target, don't shoot Because you might never escape from me Tell me, are you kidding me? Teasing and making all the girls fall in love with you I guess you want me to surrender too Unfortunately, nothing stings like the truth Hey boy! Don’t give in so easily Your love is not a game For me to come and play cat and mouse You should be the one dominating The game is over! The game is over! Those who came before were not wrong Diamonds cut diamonds Those who came before were not wrong Keep playing around and you’ll see Anyone who plays with another's heart Will meet the same fate Your lips visit me in dreams Frankly, without poetry You are such an abyss I have fallen deeply into it Believe me, I am not lying Even though I always chant for myself Now I still love you Because it’s not you who made me corrupt Now surely I will become the one… Anyone who plays with another's heart will meet the same fate.
By Tung Nguyen2 years ago in Humor
50 Reasons Why Some People Can’t Mind Their Own G*ddamn Business
Okay, so it’s NOT an exhaustive index. Not politically correct, not research-based, and not applicable in every case. It does not target anyone or anything in particular, nor is it an indictment of those who may or may not have one or more characteristics/qualities, etc., within the list.
By The Dani Writer2 years ago in Humor
Bless Me Father for I Have Sinned. Top Story - June 2024.
So, here’s me sitting on the 7b bus heading into town. I shouldn’t be on the bus. I don’t want to be on the bus. I should be on a bike, legs pumping like pistons. The freedom of the open road. Direction where the tyres press, as the poet said.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikémen Sengoku
April 10th, 2023. I’m bundled up in my blanket, giggling hysterically as the light from the blinding white rectangle of my phone pierces into my pupils. My maniacal cackling only increases in intensity when I realize I sound like Ed from the Lion King, and I clamp a hand over my mouth, so my family will not have me sent to the psychiatric unit that I obviously need to be contained in.
By Wen Xiaosheng2 years ago in Humor
Why Porky Pig Continues to Captivate Audiences for Decades
Porky Pig, one of the most beloved characters from the Looney Tunes universe, has been charming audiences for decades with his endearing stutter and gentle personality. As one of the earliest stars in the Warner Bros. cartoon stable, Porky has left an indelible mark on animation history. This article delves into the origins, evolution, and enduring appeal of this iconic character, shedding light on why Porky Pig continues to capture the hearts of viewers young and old.
By Cool Searches 2 years ago in Humor
