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Aliens Stole My Wi-Fi Password
It all started on a Tuesday night, one of those perfectly ordinary evenings where nothing interesting ever happens. The kind of night where your biggest decision is whether to finish the bag of chips or save some for tomorrow. Spoiler: I never save the chips.
By B Pily about a year ago in Humor
Grandpa Joins a Dating App
It all started on a quiet Sunday afternoon when Grandpa Jo—short for Joseph but definitely not short for mischief—sat on the couch with his ancient reading glasses perched on his nose. I should’ve been suspicious when he asked me, “What’s a ‘dating app,’ and why do people swipe?”
By B Pily about a year ago in Humor
The Rice Purity Test: A Controversial Online Trend. AI-Generated.
The Rice Purity Test, a seemingly innocent online questionnaire, has sparked debates and controversies. It involves a series of questions about sexual experiences, with the goal of calculating a "purity score." While the test's intentions may be harmless, it has raised concerns about its impact on mental health, body image, and societal expectations.
By Muhammad Aliabout a year ago in Humor
Mastering the Art of the Rizz Line: Your Key to Authentic Connections
Ever felt like traditional pickup lines fall flat or miss the mark? Enter the "Rizz Line." Part humor, part charm, and all about connection, the Rizz Line is a fresh, playful way to engage someone in conversation.
By Words Of Rizzabout a year ago in Humor
Ghost Or Comedians
It was one of those lazy afternoons where nothing much was going on. The kind of day where time seemed to move slower, just enough to make you wonder if your life was a movie, and you were stuck on the boring, filler episode. That’s when Liam found it.
By Iram Praveenabout a year ago in Humor
Writing and Publishing
The Unlikely Bestseller Emily Perkins was a writer known for her quirky sense of humor and her endearing absent-mindedness. Her friends often joked that she lived in a perpetual state of creative chaos. Emily had spent weeks polishing her latest manuscript, a comedic novel that she believed would finally launch her literary career. The manuscript was her pride and joy, filled with witty dialogue, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable characters.
By Saroj Kumar Senapatiabout a year ago in Humor
Writing and Publishing
Greg Miller was an aspiring novelist, known among his friends for his relentless dedication to his craft and his alarming consumption of caffeine. For months, he had been toiling away on his debut novel, a gripping mystery he believed would be his ticket to literary stardom. Greg poured his heart and soul into the manuscript, sacrificing countless nights of sleep and social outings to perfect every twist and turn.
By Saroj Kumar Senapatiabout a year ago in Humor
Surviving the Grocery Store. AI-Generated.
Grocery shopping: the task we all dread but cannot avoid. It starts innocently enough. You make a list—because, you know, you're organized. You stroll into the store like a responsible adult, ready to conquer the aisles and return victorious with your bounty of eggs, milk, and leafy greens. But the grocery store is a treacherous place, and what seems like a 20-minute task quickly turns into a full-blown saga.
By Farhana Raheemabout a year ago in Humor
The Great Wi-Fi Struggle. AI-Generated.
The internet is one of humankind’s greatest inventions. It brings knowledge, entertainment, and an endless supply of cat videos right to our fingertips. But have you noticed that your Wi-Fi seems to sense when you really need it and then decides to quit—like a moody teenager slamming the door?
By Farhana Raheemabout a year ago in Humor
So, here's what happened
"Maybe I shouldn't have done it, and honestly I can not even say why I did. Perhaps it was too much rum and eggnog, maybe the multiple glasses of wine or the numerous shots of tequila, really it could have been anything. However, I wouldn't have done it, had I known their dog Farrah Pawcett, I swear that is what they named her, was going to jump on me. Because apparently I’m allergic to this four legged wonder, which caused me to sneeze violently, and unfortunetly, directly into Mrs. Krantz's face who WAY over reacted by throwing her hands up, causing her drink to fly in the air landing on Reverend Wilson, who tried to avoid the forty proof of Christmas liquid cheer, and lets be honest it was not her first glass of the night if you know what I'm saying. Anyways, the good reverend tried spinning away which failed horribly, because lets just say he indulged in more than his fair share of sacramental wine in the celebration of little baby Jesus. His flaying arms batted the tray of Hors d'oeuvres, carried by the Litchens thirteen-year-old daughter, bless the young thing she just wanted to help her parents with the party. Anyway, a mini quiche Florentine flew right across the room and....I shit you not, directly into the open mouth of Bob Knaffle. Who’s mouth is always open because he feels compelled to share his opinion on everything. Suddenly he became more dramatic than need be, but that's just my opinion. Well, Bob started running around beating on his chest trying to dislodge a half-baked egg mixture from his throat. Its Pastry Bob, it would have dissolved....But oh no, old Bob in his panic haste ran directly into Gretchen Pile, who was part of a choir dressed up in authentic eighteenth-century garb, which included holding real candles. Who does that now a-days? Although it was a nice touch as it did add to the Christmas atmosphere."
By JBazabout a year ago in Humor
When My Grandma Went Viral
I always thought my grandma was a pretty typical old lady. She baked cookies, knitted sweaters for all the grandkids, and kept an absurd number of butterscotch candies in her purse “just in case.” But everything changed the day Grandma discovered TikTok. It all started innocently enough. My cousin Bella thought it would be “cute” to show Grandma how to make short videos. “You’ll love it, Nana,” Bella said. “It’s just like those funny cat videos you always forward us—only better.” Grandma took the phone, squinted at the screen, and muttered, “So, this is what the kids are doing instead of getting married these days?” That’s where we should have stopped.
By B Pily about a year ago in Humor
The Day My Cat Became a Life Coach
There are two certainties in life: death and taxes. But if you’re a cat owner, there’s a third—your cat secretly rules your household. Mine, a fluffy dictator named Sir Whiskerton, had perfected the art of passive-aggressive domination. He ran the house with an iron paw, and I obeyed his every whim. Yet nothing prepared me for the day he decided to become my life coach.
By B Pily about a year ago in Humor