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"The Earl, the Queen, and the Unforgettable Blunder" šš
The story is filled with funny anecdotes about the king and queen - some true, some single legend. Regardless of their authenticity, these stories often bring smiles to our faces. Such a story revolves around Queen Elizabeth I of England, a monarch known not only for her political ingenuity but also for her keen mind.
By Rumon pasha11 months ago in Humor
WāOtter Day!
Sleep is rudely torn asunderā¦ rent by the neighbourhood āRooster Alarm clockā! As usual. Rascally rooster! I moan. Blearily, I peer at the electronic clock ā squatting on my bed-head ā beaming arctic numerals. My 5:00 am alarm erupts into a cacophony of sound. Blinking in bewilderment, I spy four ruby red roosters cavorting across the dark display, crowing chaotically! Frantically I fumbleā¦ desperate to silence this insane instrument of torment.
By Angie the Archivist ššŖ¶11 months ago in Humor
Weed Boss, Broccoli, and Random Squatting. Honorable Mention in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
Oscar woke up early this Sunday morning. He noticed the radio wasnāt blasting upbeat country music like it did every other Sunday when Mum makes pancakes. Is Mum still sleeping? That's a first! What if I make the pancakes today! He had never actually made pancakes before, but how hard could it be? I just need a recipe. At that same moment he noticed that there was a piece of paper next to him on the kitchen counter. Huh, lucky me. He grabbed the recipe and went out to get the ingredients.
By Cristal S.11 months ago in Humor
The Long Ride Home
The rain continued to fall as I headed home after work.Ā The red lights were everywhere, and I was already late getting back. Ā It was treacherous as the roads flooded a little.Ā This was not the day I needed since I was already late getting to work due to this awful shower.Ā The slushy, slippery byways are just as bad as those who cannot drive.Ā I cannot lie about the need for water, but I wish it would rain on my days off.Ā Still passing, the slow drivers were just trying to stay safe.Ā My four-wheel drive SUV could handle most road conditions, including the snow.
By Sarah Danaher11 months ago in Humor
Way to go, Zoh!. Content Warning.
Leaning her forehead against the cold, shiny windowpane, Zohra gazed longingly at the neighborās yard. Her favorite willow tree stood there, free. She sighed audibly. There was a momentāa pauseāduring which her grandfather stopped typing on his typewriter, and she sighed again, this time turning to him with the saddest face she could muster. Her lips quivered at the corners, her eyes downcast.
By Monica Theresa11 months ago in Humor
It wasn't until I crapped my pants that I knew I was allergic to seafood.
It had been 4 years, 2 months and 6 days since I had gone on a date. Not because I went through a bad breakup and was wallowing in self-pity, but because Iād been so focused on my career that I had time for little else. I had moved my way up to project manager at a large marketing firm. I had an office filled with inspirational quotes, a fern in the corner that was half dead due to severe dehydration and a goldfish, Frank. Frank and I had been together for about 5 years. Even though there were occasions where a considerable amount of time had passed between feedings and water changes, Frank, the trooper, pulled through. Everything in my life seemed to be working out great and just when I thought things couldnāt get any better, I met Ramona.
By Christoph Wetty11 months ago in Humor
