In my feelings

Hi guys. It's been awhile. How've you all been? I've been... Well... I guess. A lot has happened... in school, at home, in life... steady shege everywhere.

But that is not the issue on ground. The main issue right now is that I'm being oppressed(weeps in indignation). By what, you ask? Well, you might be thinking that it's because my mates have read 7 of the 9 systems(if not all) we should know before our stupid pre-council exam but HA! How wrong you are(rolls eyes in indignation and unseriousness) although it is a micro part of it but bah whatever. The major cause of my oppression abi the major factor that is oppressing me is love.

Yup, you heard abi read that right. There's love all around me(weeps in jealousy and envy) and I want in on it to. (NOTE: I probably just feel that way now and if I don't smile at you first, please don't talk to me. For your own good, I bite. Just a note of warning.)

OK moving on. See now o, as I type this I've just heard of another couple(wails in indignation). Come on now. LET THE SINGLE BREATHEEEEE!!!! You have that responsibility(rolls eyes once again because why all this nonsense?). The annoying part of this is that all these lovelyns are people that I know. My younger sister has the audacity to shove her love down my throat. Like, the nerve of this child I raised. I'm not going to put it all out here so that you people will not say I'm jealous or petty and if you already think that, well that's your personal problem cuz your opinion doesn't count(rolls eyes in even more indignation). Anyway this is about me so shove your opinion up yours. Thanks.

As I was saying, another lovelyn in my environment is my guy, my R.O.D meanwhile I've been riding alone. It's actually not such a big deal but I feel so betrayed. Cuz I thought we'd be single together and not only have I been abandoned on the single wagon, I wasn't even aware I'd been abandoned. But it's fine. I'm happy for you(rolls eyes in reluctant acceptance) you sef don try, all the best to you both. I've not forgiven you o but I'm happy for you.

I on the other hand have to read all there is to know about nursing because I've paid for this stupid exam. It's not even fair I also want to roam around the environment holding hands with my man(wails uncontrollably ). OK maybe I went too far with that, I suck at PDA(rolls eyes in cringe). But I've actually been through a lot. My lovelyn sister said I don't have a heart and it's impossible for me to love which is a lie cuz I'm absolutely smitten with 2D boys I mean duhhhh have you seen this men.... UGHhhhh!!!!

Anyways, I have accepted that there is no love in my present cuz how will it even find me? I'm either in my bed, in class or in the ward cuz yeah stupid nursing school ughhhhh. I just want to make videos in cute scrubs and down dry martinis with my girls is that too much to ask(sobs in despair)???

And even now, this stupid explicit textbook is looking at me cuz I'm supposed to be reading disaster nursing and I have group discussion tonight with Pablo's wives(sighs in reality). Me I'm tired o. I want to run away but this my school will not refund my school fees and my exam fees. And what will I even tell my father(disturbs the hostel with my wailing)?

I shall persevere but only because I don't have any choice and I'll eventually get to shake my bum on a yacht(highly unlikely but ok). So bye guys. Till we meet again on another episode of "Ranting with Beautifunmi".