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If You're Going To Call Me Your Friend.

These Are The Things I Want You To Know

By Carol Ann TownendPublished 9 months ago 3 min read
If You're Going To Call Me Your Friend.
Photo by Joel Muniz on Unsplash

I like friends.

I can laugh with them, cry with them, and share a joke.

I have told many of my friends secrets that I wouldn't even share with my husband. However, if you are going to call me your friend, there are some things about me that you should know.

1. I Sing And Dance, No Matter Where I Am.

It's true, I do!

You could be in your favorite store, in a cafe, or, walking in the street with me, but be aware! As soon as I hear a song I love, whether it's being played by someone, or inside my head I guarantee that my feet will move and I will start to sing. It comes from being a massive music lover, dancing- lover, and a training singer!

2. I Will Drag You Inside Every Fashion Store I Can Find.

I love a good bargain, and even if you don't approve I will still drag you inside every fashion store I can find until I find it! I will buy those shoes from that cheap shop if I like them, even if you are the trendiest person on the planet.

3. I Have An Addiction To Fragrance And Make-up Shops.

If we are in the town center, and a beautiful fragrance hits my nose. I bet you anything that I will drag you straight in there, and I will spend hours smelling and trying out every fragrance until I find it!

If you are a make-up fan then great, but if you are not, there is something I need to confess. I will take you into a make-up shop and we will not come out until I have tried every single product in the shop. I will come out with at least ten bags full of make-up.

You have been warned!!

4. I Will Stay On The Dance Floor All Night.

My entire family will vouch for me!

Take me anywhere where there are lights, music, and a dancefloor!

I will stay on the dancefloor all night, and it won't stop when we get home.

No! I don't drink. I am teetotal, but dancing and singing are my biggest things so if there is a karaoke or disco, you are in trouble!

5. I Am A Chatterbox!

I like to talk.

I may be quiet if we meet someone new, but once I get to know and like them I can talk for hours.

I believe in good conversation, and even if you are quiet you'll soon liven up when I start chatting.

6. I Speak My Mind A lot.

Some people like it, and some people don't.

I will tell you the truth exactly as it is. If I think you are wrong, I will tell you. If I disagree, I will tell you.

I'm not afraid to speak my mind. Gone are the times when I let anyone walk all over me or, will allow my friends to get into trouble for things they shouldn't be doing.

Good, open, honest communication is the way to go.

7. You Can Trust Me With Your Secrets.

Have a crush on someone you shouldn't?

Great!

We all get them, whether it's that celebrity you desperately want to declare undying love for or the man/woman at the bar.

Go ahead, tell me!

I probably have a similar secret too!

Finishing Up...That's all you need to know!

Well, there you have it!

All of the things that you need to know about me, and just one other thing....

I'm quiet until you get to know me better!

Want to know anything else?

Don't be so damn nosey!

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About the Creator

Carol Ann Townend

I'm a writer who doesn't believe in sticking with one niche.

My book Please Stay! is out now

Follow my Amazon author profile for more books and releases!

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